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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2880 on: June 02, 2013, 11:26:54 pm »
Not to mention he created a tree with the knowledge of good and evil (though, its name varies a fair bit, methinks), and created humans, initially, without that knowledge, so they literally had no sense of conscience, let alone morality.

Yahweh was a petulant child who got pissy when his toys wouldn't bend to his arbitrary, meaningless rules.  If you're human, you're goin to hell.  Whelp, that's if you can drag our asses there first, big guy.  We can harness the power of the sun, Yahweh got beaten by a Bronze Age tribesman.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2881 on: June 03, 2013, 02:03:53 am »
Hey guess who has a new painting, our buddy McNaughton.


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Also that's not Satan, that's Emperor Palpatine.

It is probably just me, but I kind of like these pictures.
Sure the creator is absolutely off his rocker, but you have to admit that the pictures do contain a certain artistic quality about them. I enjoy looking at all the figures and trying to figure out the meaning behind them especially in relation to the artists crazy beliefs.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2882 on: June 03, 2013, 05:43:39 am »
Yet another example of incredible talent, assuming he even made these himself and didn't outsource 'em to Korea or somethin, being wasted on bullshit.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2883 on: June 03, 2013, 09:26:26 am »
As an artist, myself, I feel awful seeing good artists waste their talents on stupid, bigoted stuff.

Concerning Bible-God, I feel, more & more that the scripture writers years ago got God & Satan mixed up.

Again, I think the Gnostics were right about Deity.

Lucifer (The Light-Bearer) was SLANDERED!
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2884 on: June 03, 2013, 08:06:21 pm »
"All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." - Thomas Paine

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2885 on: June 03, 2013, 08:15:33 pm »
Roses make people bleed.  Dandelions just sit there, look pretty for half an hour, then spray their white seed every where.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2886 on: June 03, 2013, 08:16:04 pm »
Coitus interruptus is a root of the "problem", now? Didn't even the RCC say, decades ago, that was it okay, along with the rhythm method?
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2887 on: June 03, 2013, 09:09:24 pm »
Coitus interruptus is a root of the "problem", now? Didn't even the RCC say, decades ago, that was it okay, along with the rhythm method?
Come now, the Catholic Church is a vessel of Satan, everyone knows that!

Also, fuck you, pic author!  I like dandelions!
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2888 on: June 03, 2013, 09:49:18 pm »
And so we learn that roses are full of pricks and that dandelions, despite their very large numbers and brief period of incredible showiness, are indistinguishable from the rest of the lawn and can co-exist with the other plants.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2889 on: June 03, 2013, 11:42:13 pm »
The person does know that a rose plant in the middle of a yard is awful for health.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2890 on: June 04, 2013, 01:56:51 am »
Personally, my favorite part is how they listed individualism in the bad section. Fundies value individual thought about as much as the borg. Except fundies have less imagination.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2891 on: June 04, 2013, 02:13:48 am »
I wish I had bigger hands so I could properly flip the artist off- I was raised by a single mom, and I turned out pretty well- happy, healthy, not a criminal, literate, good with kids and pets, and so on.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2892 on: June 04, 2013, 12:24:34 pm »
I wouldn't be surprised if this sausage-head simply took some nice diagram paintings of the dandelion & rose then put their own crapola text on it. It's not even remotely clever. The person just has random words pointing at random parts. It's stupid. Besides, Deity made the dandelion & the rose & both are sacred & beautiful in their own way.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2893 on: June 05, 2013, 09:39:42 pm »
Plus, nearly every part of every stage in the life cycle of a dandelion is edible and nutritious.  Dandelions are only in the US at all because they were brought from England as a food crop.  Meanwhile, roses are only grown to look pretty.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2894 on: June 05, 2013, 09:52:57 pm »
Good ol' Quakers