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Community => Creative Outlets => Topic started by: Sleepy on February 16, 2012, 12:25:30 pm
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This thread is for those
Who wish to speak in haiku
Challenging, it is
I often wonder
If I could do this all day
Tis my endeavor
Please, feel free to post
Each haiku feeds my starved soul
Tasty, tasty soul...
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Ah, Sleepy, my friend
So good to see culture here
I hope this thread grows.
With hunger inside
This fresh morsel for your soul
A dish best served cold?
Now I wait to see
What haiku others might post
With much interest.
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Odd that last one was
I say interest in 2 beats
My good old chap Jack
Another one from the greatest writer of a generation:
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.
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I sell haiku shirts,
But I've only sold just one.
Three dollars for me.
(http://images9.cpcache.com/product/473214659v2_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg) (http://www.cafepress.com/ericksondesign/6815231)
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I adore that shirt
Such originality
I'd love to sport it
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I suck at haikus
Please don't make me do any
This is bullshit guys
>.> Did I do it right?
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It would seem you did
Compose in correct metre
And proper measure.
Maybe I should start a sonnet thread - in iambic pentameter, no less. It's all the rage with us badass poets, don't ya know.
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A true sonnet thread?
My, that would make my brain hurt
Clever, clever man
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Sonnets are a bitch.
Had to do them in high school.
Never got it right.
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Fourteen lines, each line
Containing ten syllables
Thus easy peasy!
But not so easy
That iambic pentameter -
A bit of a bitch!
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How interesting
I might try the sonnet next
You have all been warned.
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So, a sonnet thread
Now lurks on this very board
Have a go, you bards!
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A bard I am not
So I will just sit here thanks
You all have fun tho.
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Seven syllabels is
Iambic pentameter
No room for a "that."
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The sonnets tempt me
I hear them calling my name
But such a challenge
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Present day, haha.
Present time, hahahaha
Hahahahaha! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_Experiments_Lain)
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Holy bejesus
I need to finish that show
Certainly trippy
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Seven syllabels is
Iambic pentameter
No room for a "that."
As I said - it's a bitch (and it all rather depends on how one pronounces 'iambic'!)
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...Eyembic?
I just realized, I miscounteed my first line there.
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Rules were made to be broken!
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Between 2 phrases
pntasyllabic, stick that,
now it's a haiku
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Piss shit, fucking cunt
Fellatio, buggery
What a rude haiku!
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Jack, sir, your haiku
Is exceedingly vulgar...
I rather like it! :P
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The problem with haikus
Is usually that of being able to stick to
The meter, which is important because otherwise you completely lose that sense of conciseness that is the poem's purpose.
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Summer has ended
The white raven comes to tell
Winter is coming
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Here's one of my favorites that I take no credit for creating, and some may have seen it already, but I'd like to share with those who haven't.
I see you ridin'
'round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku
Edit: I'll just throw one together
Quinn and Mistah J
Drive around Gotham City
Pissing off the Bat
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I don't know why, but I'm reminded of an awful song that I'll now put into haiku form.
I see you winding
Grinding, up on that pole, yeah
I want to fuck you
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William Blake is God
yes I know I broke the rules
bringing this thread back
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Was once explorer
Like you, then took an arrow
In the knee. The end.
No-one's done that one yet? How?
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What do you say when you encounter a friend named Ku?
"Haiku."
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You humorous man
I need a friend named Ku now
So I can do that.
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I have no money.
I live in a share household.
I can has Lotto?
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52n9g85eV1rrz7gpo2_1280.png) (http://darkfiretaimatsu.tumblr.com/post/24378637588/though-i-guess-im-one-to-talk-im-not-a-very)