Wait, Nebraska? This is a problem...how?
We'll just set up a large stand staffed by people 24/7 just to talk about....Corn. Corn is always interesting to Nebraskans folks.
On a serious note...I'm actually with B-man and not thrilled by this at all but the right-wing has jaded me so much in the last 6 years that all I can do anymore to express my level of discontent is by how dreadfully I snark at the piece of news.