I had a dream last night that I was running through the streets of my home town with a penis in my hand. It was rather large, not attached to anyone, and I gripped it as if it were my only earthly possession. A bunch of morbidly obese Swedish people broke into a musical performance about how I was a fat American whose only goal was to reproduce and make more fat Americans. Ashamed of myself, I put the penis in my purse and tried to escape the frightening scene.
I had a dream last night that I was running through the streets of my home town with a penis in my hand. It was rather large, not attached to anyone, and I gripped it as if it were my only earthly possession. A bunch of morbidly obese Swedish people broke into a musical performance about how I was a fat American whose only goal was to reproduce and make more fat Americans. Ashamed of myself, I put the penis in my purse and tried to escape the frightening scene.
It's, I dunno, 9 o'clock at night? The end of existence is approaching fast. For some unknown, Lovecraftian reason, we're throwing some kind of party, I suppose. I'm in the middle of talking to friends and downing a few shots (keep in mind, I don't drink IRL) when the ground cracks and breaks underneath my feet, and the ceiling is ripped apart. We all try to run for our lives. I make it outside, look at the ensuing stampede, then gaze upwards to see this massive, dark hole in the sky.
Aaaaaaand I wake up. That's pretty much what I remember out of all of that.
I had a dream a few nights ago that involved Shy being ecstatic because he had his own princess store.
I've had dreams where I'm getting hit on by these hot women (who sometimes practically are ripping my clothes off). I tell them I'm taken, then wake up with a face-palm. The thing is, my wife flat-out told me that I'm free to do whatever/ whoever I want in my dreams. So I have her blessing, but I keep turning these women down. UGH!
Anyone else ever have this problem?
Gyrados: *Uses Splash*
>Nothing happened!
Yeah... that's an image, hehe. :P
Gyrados: *Uses Splash*
>Nothing happened!
Yeah... that's an image, hehe. :P
They do still have Splash when they first evolve, I think.
To be honest, I can't remember if they do or not. It's been a good while since I've played.Magikarp only learns splash and tackle and Gyarados learns bite at level 20 (i.e. when it evolves), dragon rage at level 23 and leer at level 26. As long as it doesn't have any moves from breeding or TMs, it's guaranteed to know splash at any level below 26.
To be honest, I can't remember if they do or not. It's been a good while since I've played.Magikarp only learns splash and tackle and Gyarados learns bite at level 20 (i.e. when it evolves), dragon rage at level 23 and leer at level 26. As long as it doesn't have any moves from breeding or TMs, it's guaranteed to know splash at any level below 26.
Sure, but a level 30 Magikarp can't evolve into a level 25 or lower Gyarados.Technically, Magikarp also learns Flail at Lv30, but really, why would you bother?To be honest, I can't remember if they do or not. It's been a good while since I've played.Magikarp only learns splash and tackle and Gyarados learns bite at level 20 (i.e. when it evolves), dragon rage at level 23 and leer at level 26. As long as it doesn't have any moves from breeding or TMs, it's guaranteed to know splash at any level below 26.
Okay, this dream was fucking disturbing. First, I was pregnant and giving birth in the hospital, which was surprisingly painless. Then, I was being re-born, and not in a religious way. I was inside a freaking vagina and could feel myself being pushed out into the doctor's hands. And I came out fully grown. We went home after I was born, and I was welcomed home by a few family members. I acted like a real asshole to all of them for no reason, and they commented on how bitchy I was since being born again.My god, that sounds incredibly bizarre. The stuff you dream about is just crazy.
At one point I was on Mars, worried that I would suffocate.
Thanks to my anti-depressants, my dreams tend to be pretty vivid. This kicks ass when I'm either having a great dream, or lucid dreaming, but it's shit when I have a nightmare. Ah well... gotta take the rough with the smooth.
I don't know why my thoughts manifest this way, but I'm a little scared.
I don't remember much about my dreams last night, but I do remember one disturbing scene. For whatever reason, Adam Savage had a big writhing beard of spiders. I'm talking a Gandalf-sized beard. Of spiders.
I had a dream I was taking a shower with giant grasshoppers.
ghosts (which looked like a cross between white Pac Man ghosts and those monsters from Minecraft)
ghosts (which looked like a cross between white Pac Man ghosts and those monsters from Minecraft)
So... they were Ghasts?
(http://media-mcw.cursecdn.com/thumb/8/89/Ghast.png/150px-Ghast.png)
ghosts (which looked like a cross between white Pac Man ghosts and those monsters from Minecraft)
So... they were Ghasts?
(http://media-mcw.cursecdn.com/thumb/8/89/Ghast.png/150px-Ghast.png)
Slightly less blocky than that, but basically.
I had a dream about having a sex dream. I didn't get to see the dream, only be aware that I was having one.Dreamception!
Last night I had a dream where I had to mow the lawn naked or something terrible was going to happen to me. I don't know what the terrible thing was, but it was terrible enough that I actually did it.I imagine it's because I would've done it instead and you'd have to watch.
I had a horrible Minecraft dream last night. I was in a random world at nighttime and hurried past a few giant slimes I stumbled upon in a swamp area. After finally passing them, I ran right into a new mob, something giant and utterly horrifying. I don't remember what it was, but it killed me, and I jumped awake in fear.I'm guessing that would be The Wither.
it took place on one of those old sitcom sets, and there was this one guy that everyone for some reason thought was the second coming, which he simultaneously was and wasn't somehow, and there were a shitload of people crowding the guy, trampling each other and everything, trying to get healed or whatever, then of course a few times I got up irl, puked, the dream continued where it left off (this never happens) except the last time before I actually fell asleep for the rest of the night, where suddenly not-Jesus was a superhero of some sort and a black guy. So in short I had a dream about an African-Canadian superhero sitcom Jesus who kept getting trampled by crowds. What. Dreams are weird.
I had a dream where sentient cat litter had risen up and was trying to murder people in order to stay alive after burning to death during the Great War from Fallout. Luckily I was able to transform into my Guardian form and beat the crap out of it. Then Ville pooped in it.
Ironbite-not sure what that was all about.
No one learns that lesson until it happens for real. Or until they dream about it. I'm not sure which is more likely.Indeed. I know I had the world's itchiest dingle-dangle for a month when I found that out.
I had a dream that my boyfriend and I were having sex in front of his lesbian best friend. She said I had nice breasts. I still have no idea WTF that was supposed to mean.
Lately I have been dreaming about completely normal things that happen in my every day life and are usually very relevant to what's going on. So naturally, I have been extremely confused on what memories are from real life and what was a dream.
If there's any Doctor that would listen to Bad Religion, it would be Nine.Oh, oh, me, I love Bad Religion and I'm considering a career in the medical profession.
I had a dream I accidentally discovered one of the member's identity without them knowing. Idk why it was so awkward and scary in the dream. I think the member was Ironbite or someone like that.
I had a dream I was in Game of Thrones and I slapped Joffrey.
I dreamt that I was sitting on the bleachers at a baseball game, and Rihanna sat down beside me. Apparently we were fairly good friends, and we chatted for awhile. A rapper (I have no clue which one) sat down beside her after a bit, and my ex sat beside me shortly afterward. He spilled the rapper's drink, which led to an argument and numerous threats. I was ashamed at this point, because this clearly damaged my relationship with Rihanna, perhaps beyond repair. The rapper stormed off to find some paper towels.
So do I.I dreamt that I was sitting on the bleachers at a baseball game, and Rihanna sat down beside me. Apparently we were fairly good friends, and we chatted for awhile. A rapper (I have no clue which one) sat down beside her after a bit, and my ex sat beside me shortly afterward. He spilled the rapper's drink, which led to an argument and numerous threats. I was ashamed at this point, because this clearly damaged my relationship with Rihanna, perhaps beyond repair. The rapper stormed off to find some paper towels.
I love your dreams ;D
I had a dream about a library where the librarians are really nice and let you read all the books you want, but the books are secretly addictive to read or something, and the librarians give you delicious food to fatten you up so they can sacrifice you to the library god and eat your flesh.
I had a dream where I was teleported to an alternate dimension where heroes, villains, and warriors from every dimension were going to participate in a grand tournament, hosted by a surprisingly kind goddess. Several of my OCs were participating in the tournament, too.
The tournament wasn't a standard fighting tournament either. Each round had a specific goal to it, and the warriors had to achieve that goal while also fighting each other off. One of the rules, though, was that their entry fee was, more or less, their favored weapons. They had to stick them into the ground, where they would stay there until the tournament was over.
Suddenly, this god of destruction (which I keep wanting to think of as Ares... after the fact) appears and boasts that he's going to destroy this dimension using his divine spear... which he sticks into the ground, thus accidentally initiating himself into the tournament. He was pissed but he had to participate to get his spear back.
I once had a dream where I was in a warehouse full of vintage food, and me and Brad Jones (the Cinema Snob) were pissed off because there was still no Crystal Pepsi.That sounds friggin awesome (outside of the no Crystal Pepsi).
I had a dream where I was teleported to an alternate dimension where heroes, villains, and warriors from every dimension were going to participate in a grand tournament, hosted by a surprisingly kind goddess. Several of my OCs were participating in the tournament, too.
The tournament wasn't a standard fighting tournament either. Each round had a specific goal to it, and the warriors had to achieve that goal while also fighting each other off. One of the rules, though, was that their entry fee was, more or less, their favored weapons. They had to stick them into the ground, where they would stay there until the tournament was over.
Suddenly, this god of destruction (which I keep wanting to think of as Ares... after the fact) appears and boasts that he's going to destroy this dimension using his divine spear... which he sticks into the ground, thus accidentally initiating himself into the tournament. He was pissed but he had to participate to get his spear back.
Dude that sounds epic as fucking hell and It would be a crime against humanity to not turn this into a story.
I had a dream about a week ago where all of my teeth just started falling out. It was pretty awful, since it felt really realistic. I think I probably had the dream since I had a dentist appointment that day.
I had a dream about a week ago where all of my teeth just started falling out. It was pretty awful, since it felt really realistic. I think I probably had the dream since I had a dentist appointment that day.
Apparently losing teeth is one of the most common dreams. I've never had a dream involving teeth myself.
Me neither. All my dreams are acid trips.I had a dream about a week ago where all of my teeth just started falling out. It was pretty awful, since it felt really realistic. I think I probably had the dream since I had a dentist appointment that day.
Apparently losing teeth is one of the most common dreams. I've never had a dream involving teeth myself.
I dreamed I was a ghost hunter investigating a possible haunting, but it turned out there were no ghosts. The woman living in the house was just deeply disturbed, with multiple personalities.
I once had a dream that a lion was coming at me. I woke up yelling. Never seen that happen before, except in movies.Happens to my wife sometimes.
I once had a dream that a lion was coming at me. I woke up yelling. Never seen that happen before, except in movies.
I had a dream someone tried to rape me. :/
I had a dream someone tried to rape me. :/
I had a dream once where I raped two people. :o
In dream me's defence, they were crazy serial killer people who had just tried to horribly murder me... still it was definitely one of my more fucked up dreams.
Last night's (or earlier this morning's) dream was weird and gross:I did not see that coming.(click to show/hide)
That has to be one of the most fucked up dreams, if not the most fucked up dream I've ever had.
I've never had a dream about being a rapist...yet...I had a dream someone tried to rape me. :/
I had a dream once where I raped two people. :o
In dream me's defence, they were crazy serial killer people who had just tried to horribly murder me... still it was definitely one of my more fucked up dreams.
I once had a dream where I raped three people.
Two guys and one girl.
That was when I was still a fundie and feeling guilty about looking at porn.
Last night's (or earlier this morning's) dream was weird and gross:I did not see that coming.(click to show/hide)
That has to be one of the most fucked up dreams, if not the most fucked up dream I've ever had.
I dreamt that Reagan was president again, except he seemed to be ashamed of the fact that he'd been an actor and tried to prevent the general public from knowing. He did this by having people construct fake buildings across the country, the kind you'd see on stage in a high school play that would tip over from the slightest breeze. This actually did a fair job of hiding his past for awhile, but one day, the buildings came toppling down in a riot and he was exposed. That dirty fuck.
I feel like if we published all of our dreams into one huge fuck all book it would probably sell more copies than half the stuff on the market."I Have a Dream: A look into the pysches of mentally unhinged skeptics"
I agree. However, we should instead use this thread to create a fan sequel to the PS1 game "LSD: Dream Emulator".I feel like if we published all of our dreams into one huge fuck all book it would probably sell more copies than half the stuff on the market."I Have a Dream: A look into the pysches of mentally unhinged skeptics"
I had a dream where there was a violent anti-government uprising (no idea what ideology), and my mom and stepfamily (hard core conservatives) allied with about a dozen of our family friends (almost exclusively neo-hippy or slightly-punk liberals) to defend the homestead against invading rebel factions after our crops, chickens, and pot. Then we all went out for liquor and Chinese food to celebrate our victory for the day.Crops, chicken and pot are things that bring everyone together, after all.
Oh man, I've had those. Except usually the toilets I've got to choose from all have shit or blood (or shitblood) all over them. I mean, what the hell?
I had one of those "I've had this class all semester but forgot about it and never showed up until just now (http://xkcd.com/557/)" dreams last night.
I not too long ago had one fucked-up dream.
Before the end of the dream, it was like some program on a television channel like Animal Planet (since its emphasis is on... animals) and it was counting two owners who eventually dealt with overwhelming breeding of their pets and their strange, strange solutions to get rid of them. One owner had pomeranians who were multiplying like rabbits and another as some guy who had a huge ass aquarium whose population of goldfish became so overwhelming. Later that goldfish man's house flooded in heavy rain and the fish like went all over the damn place. Later his house becomes so water logged that he slams the door open and lets go of his overwhelmingly overpopulated goldfish aquarium that became his own home. Cue panicking neighbors, all of them for some really strange reason cosplaying, like much of them were the X-Men, even one woman was the battle form of the titular character of Wonder Momo (a Japan-only release from Namco in the arcades later in the mid 1980's).
Then later I decided to go check out a horrendously disorganized set of bookshelves, all black. The selves had paperback books and even miniature synthesizers (I don't know why) which I then demoed. Then I check out a film (I don't know how I got there) which was in a documentary style, and about a girl later on in her life dying of some weird disease she had since childhood and her parents had been desperately looking for a cure, cue many baffled doctors. The girl had lots of fat on her, and one of her arms shows infection, all greenish-lumps. While waiting in a clinic, some woman mocks her sad state and then it becomes something like a bizarre art-film: The girl, almost mentally retarded [excuse me] though, and unable to speak, then glances at the woman in an angry manner and then it flashes to her sun-phobia due to her disease, those being distorted monochrome footage of sunrise, frequently sped up. And it gets even stranger (and more disturbing) when as the woman screams and and cries as she discovers she caught the disease, footage of Texas Senator Ted Cruz pop up time to time (I really, really don't know why, and context would do it no good) and still images of the woman's lifeless, nude body on the floor of the waiting room also popping up and switching images quickly in a slide show manner. And the clusterfuck just continued until I woke up disturbed by what I saw. And all of that scene was played to Cabaret Voltaire's Yashar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEXCEz6ROqo).
I have really strange dreams, honestly. Thank god none of them are too real (if you've seen the film Inception, love it or hate it, you've seen why. And that movie was supposed to be a homage to really strange, and often really stupid, science fiction drama films of the 1990s).
I had a really disturbing dream the other night where my dad was tattooing slutty phrases onto my bum...
I had a really disturbing dream the other night where my dad was tattooing slutty phrases onto my bum...
I wonder what Freud would have said about that.
The dream or the wee?
I want to befriend your dildocorn pals.So do I, assuming that "befriend" is a euphemism for something dirty.
I don't think there is an assume in this situation.
I once had a dream that I broke my friend's camera and she was extremely pissed about it.
She didn't breathe fire or turn into a monster she was just really angry. Like normal real life angry.
I also once had this dream that I was at a gas station buying a giant candy bar.
"Paging Dr. Freud, Dr. Freud to the Dream Thread please..."
I had a dream that I was stuck on Earth during the Reaper invasion and I had to get my grandparents (who were still alive) to safety. Also I was a biotic, so once I started lucid dreaming it was really, really cool.
What I take from this dream is that Sigma is a piercing artist.
Sigma, can you give me a nostril piercing?
Last night, I dreamt that the owner of a celebrity gossip site showed up, seduced me and filmed us having sex so he could make me famous via sex tape and gossip about me on his site.
I can't remember the rest, other than sometimes I dream about amusement parks that are either in a miserable state or closed (and gone). A part of this could be explained by melancholy feelings over the fact that Six Flags Astroworld doesn't exist anymore.
In this dream, there was a log ride that was closed, even closed off with warning signs on the water in and surrounding the ride being poisonous, notably by something with a Japanese-sounding name. The signs even included pamphlets with graphic images on the effects of water that has the same poison mentioned, like one woman whose one hand dissolved and had to be amputated.
I miss having vivid erotic dreams.
I don't miss... well, TMI.
I miss having vivid erotic dreams.
I don't miss... well, TMI.
I hate erotic dreams, mine are always really disturbing and never about stuff that actually turns me on.
I miss having vivid erotic dreams.
I don't miss... well, TMI.
I hate erotic dreams, mine are always really disturbing and never about stuff that actually turns me on.
Could they really even be considered erotic dreams?
I mean I've had disturbing dreams, too.
I miss having vivid erotic dreams.
I don't miss... well, TMI.
I hate erotic dreams, mine are always really disturbing and never about stuff that actually turns me on.
I had this dream last night where godzilla attacked and I was constantly trying to evade him.
Somehow I ended up in a massive warehouse where I kept knocking shelves over to trip him up, and I tipped over a massive bargain bin the size of a lorry filled with footballs and Godzilla just went skidding across the floor.
There was this also really weird bit where I was with a group of people and Godzilla was so close that we could see his big eye looking through a hole in the wall.
Because he was too close to run from I said "Everyone stand still, it can't see you if you don't move!"
Everyone stood still, but then I realised that the standing still thing was actually the advice from Jurassic Park for T-Rex's and not applicable to Godzilla, and I was like "Oh shit, I think i've made a terrible mistake and we should probably start running now."
But then I thought that Godzilla was sort of like a T-Rex, and maybe standing still would work, so I told everyone just to wait for a while to see if he left.
So, if Godzilla ever attacks in real life, don't take advice from me, because I will probably get you killed.
I had this dream last night where godzilla attacked and I was constantly trying to evade him.
Somehow I ended up in a massive warehouse where I kept knocking shelves over to trip him up, and I tipped over a massive bargain bin the size of a lorry filled with footballs and Godzilla just went skidding across the floor.
There was this also really weird bit where I was with a group of people and Godzilla was so close that we could see his big eye looking through a hole in the wall.
Because he was too close to run from I said "Everyone stand still, it can't see you if you don't move!"
Everyone stood still, but then I realised that the standing still thing was actually the advice from Jurassic Park for T-Rex's and not applicable to Godzilla, and I was like "Oh shit, I think i've made a terrible mistake and we should probably start running now."
But then I thought that Godzilla was sort of like a T-Rex, and maybe standing still would work, so I told everyone just to wait for a while to see if he left.
So, if Godzilla ever attacks in real life, don't take advice from me, because I will probably get you killed.
Kinda nsfw so spoilerdso yeah that happened.(click to show/hide)
I had a spider apocalypse dream. Like a zombie apocalypse, only with spiders.
You can feel pain in dreams.
I had a spider apocalypse dream. Like a zombie apocalypse, only with spiders.
You can feel pain in dreams.
Were people turning into spiders or was it more like Arachnophbia without a happy ending?
For the last two nights in a row I have dreamed of planes crashing. The first dream I was on the plane that crashed and the second dream I watched it crash from the ground.Your avatar is perfect for this post.
O_O
I keep having dreams where I give birth to a kid (or in one case, curly fries). Given my mega-fear of childbirth, these dreams are becoming quite the nuisance.Tokophobics unite! (But on a less serious note, curly fries? Did you go to bed with a craving for Arby's or what?)
I keep having dreams where I give birth to a kid (or in one case, curly fries). Given my mega-fear of childbirth, these dreams are becoming quite the nuisance.Tokophobics unite! (But on a less serious note, curly fries? Did you go to bed with a craving for Arby's or what?)
Last night I dreamt I was a guy. Naturally, my first course of action was to jerk off while standing at a urinal, hoping that no one would notice. That wasn't awkward at all.Turns out that wasn't a dream (http://www.fmylife.com/health/21347895).
Last night I dreamt I was a guy. Naturally, my first course of action was to jerk off while standing at a urinal, hoping that no one would notice. That wasn't awkward at all.
Last night I dreamt I was a guy. Naturally, my first course of action was to jerk off while standing at a urinal, hoping that no one would notice. That wasn't awkward at all.
That is basically how penis-having works.
Last night I dreamt I was a guy. Naturally, my first course of action was to jerk off while standing at a urinal, hoping that no one would notice. That wasn't awkward at all.
That is basically how penis-having works.
More or less.
Just be careful where you point it. Remember, it's a fucking weapon.
Last night I dreamt I was a guy. Naturally, my first course of action was to jerk off while standing at a urinal, hoping that no one would notice. That wasn't awkward at all.
That is basically how penis-having works.
More or less.
Just be careful where you point it. Remember, it's a fucking weapon.
Not a very good one, the only moves it knows are Harden and Stringshot.
I had one last night where I went to a sort of gaming bar. Basically, they have a shitload of TVs set up and you bring in the console and games of your choice, hook it up and play with your friends.
I wonder if that could actually work?
Last night's was a doozy. Basically, I was feeding a bunch of chickens, then I laid several eggs out of my cockhole. Possibly the weirdest part was that the eggs already had used by dates stamped on them./d/
No names, but I dreamed that 2 male forumites tried to coax me to bang them, then one of them fucked another male forumite and he reported that he liked it.
The two who fucked are IRL 100% hetero. And no, no names.
I was watching an episode of The Simpsons in which Principal Skinner turned out to be a transman.
Eh, it can't be any worse than their post 2000 episodes.
I was watching an episode of The Simpsons in which Principal Skinner turned out to be a transman.
Eh, it can't be any worse than their post 2000 episodes.
I just woke up from a dream where I was at Vacation Bible Camp, except for Andrasians. One of the group leaders was Cassandra Pentaghast.For some reason I read that as a "Bimbo Camp" and wondered what the on earth are those and how common are camps like that in your dreams...
I think I play way too much Dragon Age.
i had a dream about a month ago that still haunts me.I wouldn't worry too much about it. I've had dreams where I was absolutely pure evil and did some horrible things. I even enjoyed doing them in the dreams. I told my psychiatrist about it, and she said almost the same thing yours did, as well as the fact that the dreams bothered me after I awoke into a conscious state told her that it's not something I would even consider doing in the waking world. Besides, dreams can be interpreted pretty differently than concrete reality.(click to show/hide)
Today, my morning class began at 9 AM, and I gave a quiz.
Last night, I dreamed that I woke up at 11:30 AM, and was panicking. Did somebody give the quiz? What else have the students been doing? Am I going to get fired for this? Why didn't my alarm go off?
It was such a relief when my alarm woke me up and I realized it was still Tuesday, it was 6:30 AM, and everything was just fine.
Your inner dragon is preparing to battle your mom-monster. Dreams are so punny.Maybe I'm actually dragonkin.
I hope you ate the toast after that.I'm pretty sure I intended to, but the dream completely switched gears before I could actually do it.
Although dreams having people pissing on bread of any type may not be common there is one theme in Art's dream that is common.It's like that for me too. Everything seems perfectly reasonable until just before I wake up, when I start to wonder that maybe riding around subway tunnels on a giant skateboard made of crumbly cement isn't a normal part of my life.
Strange things feeling normal that is. I have had dreams where I live in a completely different location or am still at school but no matter how strange things are until I start waking up nothing in the dream seems off place. As far as I know this is just how things work.
A night ago, I had a weird dream about a clown who was in charge of an amusement park.
Every one of the rides or attractions had some sort of effect on those who went on them - though it seemed to depend on the person. For every good effect the rides or attractions had however there was an equally deleterious effect that was imposed.
I was observing from a third person perspective, and seemed to hear a narrator explaining everything that happened to the people in the dream.
Last night, I dreamed that I really really wanted a shawarma, and would stop at nothing to get one. The weirdest part is that I've never had a shawarma at any point in my entire life.
Last night, I dreamed that I really really wanted a shawarma, and would stop at nothing to get one. The weirdest part is that I've never had a shawarma at any point in my entire life.
I feel like your unconscious mind is telling you something...