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Offline Søren

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2460 on: October 30, 2012, 10:13:07 pm »
The more you knoooow!
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2461 on: October 31, 2012, 01:50:55 am »
Quote from: Sleepy on October 30, 2012, 09:56:46 pm
Quote from: Deimos on October 30, 2012, 08:44:42 pm
Nothing says beautiful like the screaming and the tearing and the blood, placenta and possible pooping culminating in a squishy noise, then a high pitched screaming

I was actually wondering if any sort of defecation occurred during childbirth, given all the pushing, but I did not want to look it up.

It indeed does, almost every time.

It's actually somewhat essential since it contains some bacteria that give early immunity.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2462 on: October 31, 2012, 09:00:45 am »
Weeelp, one more reason not to do it.
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Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2463 on: October 31, 2012, 12:00:55 pm »
Hey, ArcSys, hurry up and release Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus on the US PSN already! It's already on XBLA, so hurry up! I mean, I won't be able to play it for a while due to Hurricane Sandy, but still...
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2464 on: October 31, 2012, 12:09:08 pm »
Amazon just sent me one of those recommendation emails for "Maradonia and the Seven Bridges". If you've ever heard of that book before, you'll know why that's terrible. Amazon is drunk and should stop it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2465 on: October 31, 2012, 07:58:39 pm »
1. What is with all the people in Mario Bros. costumes??
2. What kind of kid dresses up as Flo, the Progessive Insurance Girl, really folks??
3. My dog's costume turned out as a complete flop, I'm not even going to take pics of it, I'm going to pretend it never existed. The lesson learned is never wait until the last minute to put it together.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2466 on: October 31, 2012, 08:28:53 pm »
1. Irony, because hipsters. How is it ironic? Fuck if I know. Old video games. Irony. No, I don't know.
2. I dunno those insurance commercials are scaaaaaaaaary.
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The logical response to getting that tingle in his dingle is turning into an asshat, of course.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2467 on: October 31, 2012, 10:25:40 pm »
I have a night class, and can't go through with my creepy-tastic costume to scare children who come to my dorm.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2468 on: October 31, 2012, 10:32:29 pm »
Kreayshawn existing
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2469 on: November 01, 2012, 09:50:16 am »
So, because I'm an idiot and am still using an iPod touch, I go to install an app and get a popup saying something like "for added security, please choose three questions and answers". NO. NO NO NO. Apple, stop making it difficult to use your supposedly easy devices. As soon as this stops working I'm gonna get a bigger SD card and just stick all my music on my phone (android), fuck this shit.
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The logical response to getting that tingle in his dingle is turning into an asshat, of course.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2470 on: November 01, 2012, 11:59:34 am »
This guy I know thinks he has pneumonia now after being outside in the cold. It doesn't work that way.
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Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2471 on: November 01, 2012, 12:56:37 pm »
Indeed.  In fact you have more of a chance catching a cold or whatever from being inside with other people.  Though, being cold for a while does lower your immune response.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2472 on: November 01, 2012, 02:51:44 pm »
The fact that losing all of the weight, I've lost within the last year means having to buy new bottoms, which is hard to find due to my toothpick like legs.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2473 on: November 02, 2012, 07:36:48 am »
Red means stop.

Red for 5 seconds means the other direction is going now so really fucking stop.

Blowing through a light to turn after there hadn't been any straight traffic in a full minute means you scare the shit out of someone and get to sit in the intersection like a fucking moron while the line of traffic that has the right of way goes and ignores your retarded ass.

I'm having a wonderful morning, how about you guys?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2474 on: November 02, 2012, 07:49:21 am »
missing all the fun when i'm at work

ironbite-i want to add my two cents too guys!
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