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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #435 on: February 07, 2012, 12:58:32 am »
Ugh, players. It's one thing if a person is being open about their intentions while engaging in casual and/or anonymous sex, but manipulating people into sleeping with you just makes you a dick.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #436 on: February 07, 2012, 01:02:01 am »
Yes, it's certainly dick behavior that does it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #437 on: February 07, 2012, 01:23:54 am »
I prefer to call them Pick-Up Rapists.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #438 on: February 07, 2012, 01:32:29 am »
I prefer to call them Pick-Up Rapists.

I'm giving you an exalt because 1) I like that phrase you coined and 2) Your Fuck count needs some evening out.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #439 on: February 07, 2012, 03:05:56 am »
Yes, it's certainly dick behavior that does it.
And stupid cunt behaviour that encourages it.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #440 on: February 07, 2012, 07:41:05 am »
I missed the Existentialist Society's monthly meeting tonight. I'll have to wait for another fucking month.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #441 on: February 07, 2012, 08:22:29 am »
I've seen people before with their bass music turned up so loudly and intensely that their car windows were visibly bulging out slightly and their license plates were rattling. That just doesn't seem healthy to me. I foresee a huge spike in hearing loss in the next twenty or so years.

As a hard-of-hearing hopefully-soon-to-be audiologist, all I can say is...WELCOME, BROTHERS AND SISTERS! This won't hurt at all...

@Shane: I can't remember and I'm too lazy to look, but I just wanted to know if there was anything I've said that hurt you. :(

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #442 on: February 07, 2012, 10:19:31 am »
Oh gad, this Windows 7 upgrade is even less intuitive than Vista. MSN should be down in the clock area, not in my task bar, what the fuck. At least I got that stupid "stacked taskbar" shit turned off...

Why do things need to change appearance when they change function? It's incredibly terrible. Shit like this is why I don't upgrade things.

I like it, personally.  All your open windows are easily organized.  If a window isn't open, then the logo can be completely removed from the taskbar.

Also, I think there's a way to add a shortcut to MSN in your bottom-right widget dealy.  I just haven't bothered to figure it out.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #443 on: February 07, 2012, 10:40:08 am »
When I open a cup of yogurt and it decides to do a money shot on my face.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #444 on: February 07, 2012, 10:45:03 am »
If you were Deimos you'd fap.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #445 on: February 07, 2012, 12:57:54 pm »


This about sums it up for me right now.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #446 on: February 07, 2012, 01:01:02 pm »
I was supposed to have a second interview with the district manager of a store today. I had myself all worked up for it and was going to call her, but fifteen minutes before the scheduled time, I got a call from the store manager asking to reschedule. Now I have to work myself up to it all over again.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #447 on: February 07, 2012, 03:11:12 pm »


This about sums it up for me right now.

For me, there needs to be a long line connected to a "Figure out perfect way of explaining it ten hours later while lying in bed" bubble.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #448 on: February 07, 2012, 03:13:57 pm »
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