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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #345 on: January 29, 2012, 04:26:13 pm »
When people brag about reading a 400 page novel in one night...yeah, that's great and all but it kind of makes some people(like myself) feel retarded...but yet again I do have other things going on.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #346 on: January 29, 2012, 04:29:39 pm »
When people brag about reading a 400 page novel in one night...yeah, that's great and all but it kind of makes some people(like myself) feel retarded...but yet again I do have other things going on.

Tell them to come back to you if they write a 400 page novel in one night.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #347 on: January 29, 2012, 04:47:31 pm »
This is a relatively minor annoyance, but I'm sick of trying to copy link addresses from places like Google and Facebook.  They always have to have that big fat fucking URL with all that information that I don't care about, rather than just copying the damned URL which is like at least 5x shorter most the time.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #348 on: January 30, 2012, 12:56:32 am »
I have two insect bites, which I think I got from a spider, on my boob. One of them is pussing slightly and a very thin layer of skin peeled off. I'm confused and dismayed.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #349 on: January 30, 2012, 02:18:50 am »
When people brag about reading a 400 page novel in one night...yeah, that's great and all but it kind of makes some people(like myself) feel retarded...but yet again I do have other things going on.

I read OoTP in one night. But it's not that much of a feat if you are properly motivated and don't have distractions. Reading fast doesn't mean you're reading well.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #350 on: January 30, 2012, 02:19:43 am »
I have two insect bites, which I think I got from a spider, on my boob. One of them is pussing slightly and a very thin layer of skin peeled off. I'm confused and dismayed.

Just keep an eye on them.  If they get much worse (particularly the one with pus) you may have to go to a doctor.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #351 on: January 30, 2012, 02:34:35 am »
When people brag about reading a 400 page novel in one night...yeah, that's great and all but it kind of makes some people(like myself) feel retarded...but yet again I do have other things going on.

I read OoTP in one night. But it's not that much of a feat if you are properly motivated and don't have distractions. Reading fast doesn't mean you're reading well.

Really? If I read any of the books in one night, it'd be 1, 6, or 7. Order of the Phoenix dragged, for me.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #352 on: January 30, 2012, 03:24:11 am »
It was either 5 or 6. I'm pretty sure it was 5. If anything 7 dragged on and I couldn't concentrate so it took me ages to finish it. I only know that I finished it in one night cause I was staying up thanks to not being able to sleep in my sister's house and dad came in after he went to the midnight release and tossed it to me. So I stayed up reading it. And was one of the first to be talking about the death of Sirius.

6 was kinda... weird for me to read.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #353 on: January 30, 2012, 03:01:07 pm »
I flipped on the radio channel and it was halfway through this song:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5G1FmU-ldg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5G1FmU-ldg</a>

I instinctively started bobbing my head.

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Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #354 on: January 30, 2012, 11:30:09 pm »
I flipped on the radio channel and it was halfway through this song:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5G1FmU-ldg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5G1FmU-ldg</a>

I instinctively started bobbing my head.

I do the same thing...Damn you SNL!!!

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #355 on: January 31, 2012, 02:32:04 am »
I read OoTP in one night. But it's not that much of a feat if you are properly motivated and don't have distractions. Reading fast doesn't mean you're reading well.

Quite true. I read the 7th in three hours, but I had no distractions and was really excited about the book.
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I brag about reading fast because it's a huge part of my life and I'm proud of it, but it has a number of drawbacks, like losing comprehension. It's not awesome.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #356 on: January 31, 2012, 07:22:43 am »
When people brag about reading a 400 page novel in one night...yeah, that's great and all but it kind of makes some people(like myself) feel retarded...but yet again I do have other things going on.

I read Finnegans Wake, Dubliners, Ulysses and A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man in five minutes. While doing one-handed push-ups... on Jupiter. Also, I had an enormous penis.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #357 on: January 31, 2012, 08:43:57 am »
So.  I've got a cold sore on my right upper lip.  That's not a big deal; I just avoid lipstick for a week, take half a bottle of L-Lysine, and it goes away with very little fuss.

The problem is that at the same time, my skin said, "Hey, you know what would be funny?  Putting one IN HER NOSE!!" So I have a cold sore just inside my left nostril.  Which means I constantly have that feeling of Something In My Nose and there is nothing I can do about it.

Also, it looks weird and gross and I feel like my class is staring at it. :(
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #358 on: January 31, 2012, 09:53:56 am »
When I wake up to people fussing at me.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #359 on: January 31, 2012, 04:47:35 pm »
My thyroid symptoms coming back again. I love feeling like complete shit.
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