Not sexy.
Lollipops.
Sex while skydiving.
I am going to have to comment on this as well. That experience would be a lot of nervous anticipation followed by way too short moment of awkward, hasty, clumsy sexiness (which would be over way too soon for any actual pleasure for those involved) followed by more awkward and clumsy fumbling and a rough touchdown.
...hmmm kinda like my first time. (ZING! Take that, me!)