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The "Obama pissing off conservatives" headline game
« on: November 27, 2012, 06:57:21 pm »
This works like the Fox News headline game, except only having to do with thing Obama does that piss off conservatives (aka everything).  You write an action Obama would take, and the person after you writes how the right-wing would spin it into a negative.  For example, if someone writes "Obama walks on water", the follow up post will say "Obama can't swim".  I'll start:

Obama says "Good Morning, America"

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Re: The "Obama pissing off conservatives" headline game
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2012, 07:24:48 pm »
Obama Shames CBS

Obama drinks his coffee without adding anything.
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Re: The "Obama pissing off conservatives" headline game
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2012, 07:33:05 pm »
Only Muslim commie atheist Sith Lords drink coffee without milk or sugar

Obama found to not wear American flag underwear

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Re: The "Obama pissing off conservatives" headline game
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2012, 07:34:04 pm »
Obama's Anti-American bed practices

Obama gives a White House Address on Christmas Day wishing all the world a Happy Holidays and a good New Year. 


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Re: The "Obama pissing off conservatives" headline game
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2012, 07:35:01 pm »
Obama continues the war on Christmas by refusing to say the word.

Obama extends the bush tax cuts again.
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Re: The "Obama pissing off conservatives" headline game
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2012, 07:40:24 pm »
Obama is a pawn of the rich

Someone sneezes and Obama says bless you instead of GOD bless you

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Re: The "Obama pissing off conservatives" headline game
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2012, 10:18:37 pm »
Obama secret muslim
Obama quits smoking

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Re: The "Obama pissing off conservatives" headline game
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2012, 11:12:53 pm »
Obama Pandering To EPA Again!

Obama Does Voiceover In MLP: FiM
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Re: The "Obama pissing off conservatives" headline game
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2012, 01:01:52 am »
Obama Supports Homosexuality, Bestiality

While visiting Texas, Obama stops at a barbecue restaurant and eats a sizable rack of ribs. He leaves a generous tip.
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Re: The "Obama pissing off conservatives" headline game
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2012, 09:18:04 am »
Obama's A Careless Spender!

Obama is seen wearing reading glasses.

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Re: The "Obama pissing off conservatives" headline game
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2012, 03:36:53 pm »
Obama has bad eyesight from masturbating too much

Obama gives a speech consisting entirely of Bible verses that condemn homosexuality

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Re: The "Obama pissing off conservatives" headline game
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2012, 04:54:34 pm »
Obama selectively quotes from the bible; ignores most of it

Obama gives bouquets of roses to cancer patients.
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Re: The "Obama pissing off conservatives" headline game
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2012, 05:02:57 pm »
Obama's A Careless Spender!

Obama is seen wearing reading glasses.

Note:  I'm actually a little surprised you managed to correctly spell "bestiality," Meshakhad!

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Obama selectively quotes from the bible; ignores most of it

Obama gives bouquets of roses to cancer patients.

Obama propositions vulnerable Americans!

Obama visits Afghanistan, spends two days conferencing with our generals to plan a new offensive, which works brilliantly.
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Re: The "Obama pissing off conservatives" headline game
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2012, 09:47:01 am »
Obama steals generals' credit.

Obama gives free guns to white people.
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Re: The "Obama pissing off conservatives" headline game
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2012, 10:40:29 am »
Obama Enables Violent Crime!

Obama miraculously feeds the entire population of Africa with five loaves of bread and seven fish.
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