It's Joseco, Ask Molestia, and the worst it gets is implied groping and playful "you're getting SO laid tonight, now come with me".
And I'm acquainted with the guy. Nice dude. Also, yeah, not a whole lot of rape there. Like, there hasn't been anything of that nature since the VERY early days of the tumblr. Molly's more interested in getting the Royal Tush stuffed. Not that I blame her. Praise the sun, indeed...