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There are very few problems that cannot be solved with a good taint punching.
My dad is being a fucking asshole talking about Ron Paul right nowHe honestly thinks Paul has better chances than Romney
Life for the sake of life means nothing.
2. The last two days I've had trouble getting to sleep; three nights ago I couldn't fall asleep until 5AM... two nights ago, 6AM... Last night I finally got to sleep at a more decent time (2AM) and fell asleep relatively soon after, only to be woke at 8 by mom, who was unable to find her keys and presumed I still had them from picking her up at the airport last night. Fair enough. I checked my pants and no dice; she checked my coat for me which was nice... she had me get up to help her look. I got up, stiff and bleary from almost getting a decent night's sleep, and instantly spotted the keys on the kitchen counter in plain sight from two rooms away.Actually, I'm proud of myself for seeing them, but still... I almost had all the sleep I needed. >_>
Yeah, gays cause hurricanes, tits cause earthquakes, and lack of prayer causes tornadoes. Learn to science, people.
Porn peddlers peddling pedal porn? My life is complete.
I got given a fake 50 kuai bill today, and I realised too late to do anything about it. I'mma go sulk.