Violence at Berkeley

[davedan]

What is the sound of me using Nair on my balls?

Ow.

Would you turtle wax them after they are silky smooth?

Of course.  Gotta keep that nice, shiny sheen, after all.  If I can't whip my balls out in broad daylight and risk blinding passersby, what's the point?

Self-proclaimed "pro balls" people use bollock-hurty tactics to unsilence people they don't like. Irony completely lost.

Look I'm scared. I'm worried that the anitba are going to undermine the ballista movement

First of all, it's not anti-balls, it's pro-neutering and misnaming the movement like that to focus only on the negative aspects is hate-speech.

/joke

To be fair the black balls are not so much a movement or a group but a tactic. But why would you say they are one and the same?

[Tolpuddle Martyr]

What is the sound of me using Nair on my balls?

Ow.

Would you turtle wax them after they are silky smooth?

Of course.  Gotta keep that nice, shiny sheen, after all.  If I can't whip my balls out in broad daylight and risk blinding passersby, what's the point?

Self-proclaimed "pro balls" people use bollock-hurty tactics to unsilence people they don't like. Irony completely lost.

Look I'm scared. I'm worried that the anitba are going to undermine the ballista movement

First of all, it's not anti-balls, it's pro-neutering and misnaming the movement like that to focus only on the negative aspects is hate-speech.

/joke

TO THE BOLLOCKADES!!!

[Tolpuddle Martyr]

What is the sound of me using Nair on my balls?

Ow.

Would you turtle wax them after they are silky smooth?

Of course.  Gotta keep that nice, shiny sheen, after all.  If I can't whip my balls out in broad daylight and risk blinding passersby, what's the point?

Self-proclaimed "pro balls" people use bollock-hurty tactics to unsilence people they don't like. Irony completely lost.

Look I'm scared. I'm worried that the anitba are going to undermine the ballista movement

First of all, it's not anti-balls, it's pro-neutering and misnaming the movement like that to focus only on the negative aspects is hate-speech.

/joke

To be fair the black balls are not so much a movement or a group but a tactic. But why would you say they are one and the same?

Now that's just nuts.

[Askold]

What is the sound of me using Nair on my balls?

Ow.

Would you turtle wax them after they are silky smooth?

Of course.  Gotta keep that nice, shiny sheen, after all.  If I can't whip my balls out in broad daylight and risk blinding passersby, what's the point?

Self-proclaimed "pro balls" people use bollock-hurty tactics to unsilence people they don't like. Irony completely lost.

Look I'm scared. I'm worried that the anitba are going to undermine the ballista movement

First of all, it's not anti-balls, it's pro-neutering and misnaming the movement like that to focus only on the negative aspects is hate-speech.

/joke

To be fair the black balls are not so much a movement or a group but a tactic. But why would you say they are one and the same?

Now that's just nuts.

I was going to comment on why not call themselves the black bulls rather than black balls as it sounds cooler but then I remembered that the Härkä / Bull / Ox naming does not translate 100% correctly from Finnish (because bullfighting is called härkätaistelu when it should be sonnitaistelu) and it's the Ox that are castrated, not the bulls and I keep confusing the English terms because some stupid Finns didn't translate the name of a sport properly more than a century ago.

[davedan]

What is the sound of me using Nair on my balls?

Ow.

Would you turtle wax them after they are silky smooth?

Of course.  Gotta keep that nice, shiny sheen, after all.  If I can't whip my balls out in broad daylight and risk blinding passersby, what's the point?

Self-proclaimed "pro balls" people use bollock-hurty tactics to unsilence people they don't like. Irony completely lost.

Look I'm scared. I'm worried that the anitba are going to undermine the ballista movement

First of all, it's not anti-balls, it's pro-neutering and misnaming the movement like that to focus only on the negative aspects is hate-speech.

/joke

To be fair the black balls are not so much a movement or a group but a tactic. But why would you say they are one and the same?

Now that's just nuts.

I was going to comment on why not call themselves the black bulls rather than black balls as it sounds cooler but then I remembered that the Härkä / Bull / Ox naming does not translate 100% correctly from Finnish (because bullfighting is called härkätaistelu when it should be sonnitaistelu) and it's the Ox that are castrated, not the bulls and I keep confusing the English terms because some stupid Finns didn't translate the name of a sport properly more than a century ago.

Mainly because it was a joke about testicles and not cucks. Is that a bottle of vodka in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

[Askold]

What is the sound of me using Nair on my balls?

Ow.

Would you turtle wax them after they are silky smooth?

Of course.  Gotta keep that nice, shiny sheen, after all.  If I can't whip my balls out in broad daylight and risk blinding passersby, what's the point?

Self-proclaimed "pro balls" people use bollock-hurty tactics to unsilence people they don't like. Irony completely lost.

Look I'm scared. I'm worried that the anitba are going to undermine the ballista movement

First of all, it's not anti-balls, it's pro-neutering and misnaming the movement like that to focus only on the negative aspects is hate-speech.

/joke

To be fair the black balls are not so much a movement or a group but a tactic. But why would you say they are one and the same?

Now that's just nuts.

I was going to comment on why not call themselves the black bulls rather than black balls as it sounds cooler but then I remembered that the Härkä / Bull / Ox naming does not translate 100% correctly from Finnish (because bullfighting is called härkätaistelu when it should be sonnitaistelu) and it's the Ox that are castrated, not the bulls and I keep confusing the English terms because some stupid Finns didn't translate the name of a sport properly more than a century ago.

Mainly because it was a joke about testicles and not cucks. Is that a bottle of vodka in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

I was going to make a point about how the  bulls  are castrated so it woukd still fit the theme but then I realized that I got bulls and oxen mixed up and the joke wouldn't work in English.

[Tolpuddle Martyr]

What is the sound of me using Nair on my balls?

Ow.

Would you turtle wax them after they are silky smooth?

Of course.  Gotta keep that nice, shiny sheen, after all.  If I can't whip my balls out in broad daylight and risk blinding passersby, what's the point?

Self-proclaimed "pro balls" people use bollock-hurty tactics to unsilence people they don't like. Irony completely lost.

Look I'm scared. I'm worried that the anitba are going to undermine the ballista movement

First of all, it's not anti-balls, it's pro-neutering and misnaming the movement like that to focus only on the negative aspects is hate-speech.

/joke

To be fair the black balls are not so much a movement or a group but a tactic. But why would you say they are one and the same?

Now that's just nuts.

I was going to comment on why not call themselves the black bulls rather than black balls as it sounds cooler but then I remembered that the Härkä / Bull / Ox naming does not translate 100% correctly from Finnish (because bullfighting is called härkätaistelu when it should be sonnitaistelu) and it's the Ox that are castrated, not the bulls and I keep confusing the English terms because some stupid Finns didn't translate the name of a sport properly more than a century ago.

Mainly because it was a joke about testicles and not cucks. Is that a bottle of vodka in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

I was going to make a point about how the  bulls  are castrated so it woukd still fit the theme but then I realized that I got bulls and oxen mixed up and the joke wouldn't work in English.

Bullocks/bollocks wordplay maybe?

[The_Queen]

What is the sound of me using Nair on my balls?

Ow.

Would you turtle wax them after they are silky smooth?

Of course.  Gotta keep that nice, shiny sheen, after all.  If I can't whip my balls out in broad daylight and risk blinding passersby, what's the point?

Self-proclaimed "pro balls" people use bollock-hurty tactics to unsilence people they don't like. Irony completely lost.

Look I'm scared. I'm worried that the anitba are going to undermine the ballista movement

First of all, it's not anti-balls, it's pro-neutering and misnaming the movement like that to focus only on the negative aspects is hate-speech.

/joke

To be fair the black balls are not so much a movement or a group but a tactic. But why would you say they are one and the same?

Now that's just nuts.

I was going to comment on why not call themselves the black bulls rather than black balls as it sounds cooler but then I remembered that the Härkä / Bull / Ox naming does not translate 100% correctly from Finnish (because bullfighting is called härkätaistelu when it should be sonnitaistelu) and it's the Ox that are castrated, not the bulls and I keep confusing the English terms because some stupid Finns didn't translate the name of a sport properly more than a century ago.

Mainly because it was a joke about testicles and not cucks. Is that a bottle of vodka in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

I was going to make a point about how the  bulls  are castrated so it woukd still fit the theme but then I realized that I got bulls and oxen mixed up and the joke wouldn't work in English.

Bullocks/bollocks wordplay maybe?

Quit dicking around you wankers

[davedan]

What is the sound of me using Nair on my balls?

Ow.

Would you turtle wax them after they are silky smooth?

Of course.  Gotta keep that nice, shiny sheen, after all.  If I can't whip my balls out in broad daylight and risk blinding passersby, what's the point?

Self-proclaimed "pro balls" people use bollock-hurty tactics to unsilence people they don't like. Irony completely lost.

Look I'm scared. I'm worried that the anitba are going to undermine the ballista movement

First of all, it's not anti-balls, it's pro-neutering and misnaming the movement like that to focus only on the negative aspects is hate-speech.

/joke

To be fair the black balls are not so much a movement or a group but a tactic. But why would you say they are one and the same?

Now that's just nuts.

I was going to comment on why not call themselves the black bulls rather than black balls as it sounds cooler but then I remembered that the Härkä / Bull / Ox naming does not translate 100% correctly from Finnish (because bullfighting is called härkätaistelu when it should be sonnitaistelu) and it's the Ox that are castrated, not the bulls and I keep confusing the English terms because some stupid Finns didn't translate the name of a sport properly more than a century ago.

Mainly because it was a joke about testicles and not cucks. Is that a bottle of vodka in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

I was going to make a point about how the  bulls  are castrated so it woukd still fit the theme but then I realized that I got bulls and oxen mixed up and the joke wouldn't work in English.

Bullocks/bollocks wordplay maybe?

Quit dicking around you wankers

Keep your eye on the ball

[dpareja]

What is the sound of me using Nair on my balls?

Ow.

Would you turtle wax them after they are silky smooth?

Of course.  Gotta keep that nice, shiny sheen, after all.  If I can't whip my balls out in broad daylight and risk blinding passersby, what's the point?

Self-proclaimed "pro balls" people use bollock-hurty tactics to unsilence people they don't like. Irony completely lost.

Look I'm scared. I'm worried that the anitba are going to undermine the ballista movement

First of all, it's not anti-balls, it's pro-neutering and misnaming the movement like that to focus only on the negative aspects is hate-speech.

/joke

To be fair the black balls are not so much a movement or a group but a tactic. But why would you say they are one and the same?

Now that's just nuts.

I was going to comment on why not call themselves the black bulls rather than black balls as it sounds cooler but then I remembered that the Härkä / Bull / Ox naming does not translate 100% correctly from Finnish (because bullfighting is called härkätaistelu when it should be sonnitaistelu) and it's the Ox that are castrated, not the bulls and I keep confusing the English terms because some stupid Finns didn't translate the name of a sport properly more than a century ago.

Mainly because it was a joke about testicles and not cucks. Is that a bottle of vodka in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

I was going to make a point about how the  bulls  are castrated so it woukd still fit the theme but then I realized that I got bulls and oxen mixed up and the joke wouldn't work in English.

Bullocks/bollocks wordplay maybe?

Quit dicking around you wankers

Keep your eye on the ball

Just don't handle it or hit it twice.

[Tolpuddle Martyr]

What is the sound of me using Nair on my balls?

Ow.

Would you turtle wax them after they are silky smooth?

Of course.  Gotta keep that nice, shiny sheen, after all.  If I can't whip my balls out in broad daylight and risk blinding passersby, what's the point?

Self-proclaimed "pro balls" people use bollock-hurty tactics to unsilence people they don't like. Irony completely lost.

Look I'm scared. I'm worried that the anitba are going to undermine the ballista movement

First of all, it's not anti-balls, it's pro-neutering and misnaming the movement like that to focus only on the negative aspects is hate-speech.

/joke

To be fair the black balls are not so much a movement or a group but a tactic. But why would you say they are one and the same?

Now that's just nuts.

I was going to comment on why not call themselves the black bulls rather than black balls as it sounds cooler but then I remembered that the Härkä / Bull / Ox naming does not translate 100% correctly from Finnish (because bullfighting is called härkätaistelu when it should be sonnitaistelu) and it's the Ox that are castrated, not the bulls and I keep confusing the English terms because some stupid Finns didn't translate the name of a sport properly more than a century ago.

Mainly because it was a joke about testicles and not cucks. Is that a bottle of vodka in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

I was going to make a point about how the  bulls  are castrated so it woukd still fit the theme but then I realized that I got bulls and oxen mixed up and the joke wouldn't work in English.

Bullocks/bollocks wordplay maybe?

Quit dicking around you wankers

Keep your eye on the ball

Just don't handle it or hit it twice.

Keep your eyes on the road and your hand on the gearstick.

[The_Queen]

I'm just trying to understand your alleged fears but you keep answering questions with irrelevant questions.

Before the quote pyramids about questions and bollocks, there was this quote. And, I wanted to point out to Dave "lord of the crackers" Dan that this was simply Reverse Anal's attempt at the socratic method.

[davedan]

I thought it was an attempt to dodge the question.

[TheContrarian]

I'm hesitant to use the term, but it honestly wouldn't surprise me if the violence was the result of a false flag operation.

Of course.  It's obviously an NWO globalist illuminati reptilian conspiracy.

Do  you have any multivitamins or survivalist accessories for sale?

[Lana Reverse]

I thought it was an attempt to dodge the question.

I wasn't. I thought you were basing your line of questioning on false assumptions, and I was trying to help you see my perspective. But you're right, I should have been more straightforward with you. And from now on, that's exactly what I'm gonna do.