Wishes Will Be Corrupted

[Flying Mint Bunny!]

Granted. We become more aggressive than them.

I wish I could have the microsoft paper clip as a pet.

[Leafy]

Granted, but you're the only one who can see it and everyone thinks you're crazy.

I wish I was catbug.

[R. U. Sirius]

Granted. You get eaten by a dogspider.

I wish for the combined handyman skills of Bob Vila and Al from "Home Improvement."

[PosthumanHeresy]

Granted. The one that replaces it is even worse.

I wish the police weren't becoming ever more aggressive against the rest of us.

Granted. All cops are now hippies that refuse to enforce any laws.

I wish I was godly

[Leafy]

Granted, but now you don't exist.

I wish I wasn't so depressed.

[Ghoti]

Granted, but now you don't exist.

I wish I wasn't so depressed.

Granted. You lose the ability to be sad about anything and get punched out at a loved one's funeral.

I wish my feet didn't hurt.

[R. U. Sirius]

Granted. You have no feet.

I wish for the handyman skills of Bob Vila.

[PosthumanHeresy]

Granted. You have no feet.

I wish for the handyman skills of Bob Vila.

Granted. You have no hands, though.

I wish I had infinite chicken.

[Valerius]

Granted. They're all alive and you have to butcher them yourself. Whenever you try to though, the other's rush to their comrade's defence and peck you to death, like the cuckoos in that village in the Legend of Zelda: Occarina of Time.

I wish I had a gaming PC.

[PosthumanHeresy]

Granted. They're all alive and you have to butcher them yourself. Whenever you try to though, the other's rush to their comrade's defence and peck you to death, like the cuckoos in that village in the Legend of Zelda: Occarina of Time.

I wish I had a gaming PC.

Granted. It's from 2000.

I wish I had a gaming PC from 2015.

[Valerius]

*snipped*

I wish I had a gaming PC.

Granted. It's from 2000.

FUUUU--!

I wish I had a gaming PC from 2015.

Granted. It's a prototype that you paid a shitload of cash for. You're in debt now, and won't be able to afford any games. When you pay off your debt, it's been so long that the technology is now obsolete.

I wish the keeping of "exotic pets" by individuals was illegal.

[PosthumanHeresy]

*snipped*

I wish I had a gaming PC.

Granted. It's from 2000.

FUUUU--!

I wish I had a gaming PC from 2015.

Granted. It's a prototype that you paid a shitload of cash for. You're in debt now, and won't be able to afford any games. When you pay off your debt, it's been so long that the technology is now obsolete.

I wish the keeping of "exotic pets" by individuals was illegal.

Granted. Dogs and cats are outlawed in America. (and I'd just pirate, then)

I wish everyone could keep "exotic pets".

[Valerius]

Granted. There's a 5 000% increase in babies and children being strangled by African rock pythons.

I wish the only snow Alberta got was in the mountains at ski resorts.

[Flying Mint Bunny!]

Granted, the whole of Alberta is then converted to a mountainous ski resort.

I wish it would snow on Christmas Day this year.

[R. U. Sirius]

Granted. Your house gets buried and isn't dug out until the spring.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood.