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Offline PosthumanHeresy

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2085 on: August 27, 2013, 09:42:55 pm »
Granted. They're payed EVEN LESS because of more expected tips.

I wish waiters were paid fair wages.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2086 on: August 28, 2013, 12:15:11 am »
Granted, but their jobs suck even more.

I was I could read minds.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2087 on: August 28, 2013, 12:46:59 am »
Granted. You can't NOT read them.

I wish Nash did more stories where people got hurt.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2088 on: August 29, 2013, 02:34:13 am »
Granted, but the stores become uniform and boring.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2089 on: August 29, 2013, 11:43:01 am »
Quote from: Leafy on August 29, 2013, 02:34:13 am
Granted, but the stores become uniform and boring.
You didn't post a wish, so I have nothing to corrupt.
I wish my school's GSA didn't suck so much.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2090 on: August 29, 2013, 12:02:22 pm »
Granted. It blows instead.

I wish the universe didn't exist.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2091 on: August 29, 2013, 05:03:27 pm »
Granted, but an even worse one does.

I wish politicians would be struck by lightning every time they said anything that wasn't the complete, unvarnished truth.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2092 on: August 29, 2013, 05:52:09 pm »
Granted, but they are all Frankenstein's monsters, so the lightning just brings them back to life.

I wish my brother wasn't such a little shit.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2093 on: August 29, 2013, 06:41:32 pm »
Granted. He's a big shit.

I wish my iPod/iPhone dock on my radio also charged it.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2094 on: August 30, 2013, 04:52:32 am »
Granted, but it destroys the battery.

I wish I didn't have to constantly reset my ipod so I can charge it.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2095 on: August 30, 2013, 07:49:30 am »
Granted. It's bricked.

I wish I never had to sleep.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2096 on: August 30, 2013, 12:06:05 pm »
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on August 30, 2013, 07:49:30 am
Granted. It's bricked.

I wish I never had to sleep.
Granted. While you no longer require sleep, your inability to do so increases your desire for sleep, in an endless cycle that leads to madness.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I desired by sacrificing children.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2097 on: August 30, 2013, 12:51:52 pm »
Granted. They have to be naked when you kill them, and it has to be in a public place.

I wish I was less tired.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2098 on: August 30, 2013, 02:12:21 pm »
Granted, however you get a to of stuff you have to do.

I wish I had another grapefruit.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2099 on: August 30, 2013, 02:19:00 pm »
Granted. It's moldy.

I wish I had less stuff to do.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.
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