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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2370 on: October 26, 2014, 01:01:54 am »
Granted, but you're permanently afflicted with the form of amnesia that Guy Pearce's character had in "Memento".

I wish for American society at large to be more progressive.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2371 on: October 26, 2014, 02:33:41 am »
Granted. We progress right to our foregone conclusion as a species - oblivion.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2372 on: October 26, 2014, 03:07:16 am »
Granted, she spends all your dates ranting about the Jews and how they're using vaccines to brainwash children.


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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2373 on: October 26, 2014, 03:19:09 am »
Granted. Indeed, you're so skilled that you hack into the NSA database without even noticing. Unfortunately, they track you down. There's a SWAT team outside your door now.

I wish I had the Power of Plot that anime main characters have.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2374 on: November 06, 2014, 01:21:55 pm »
Granted. You are buried alive under a mob of screaming anime fangirls.

I wish my addiction would just go away.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2375 on: November 06, 2014, 11:12:08 pm »
Granted. It's replaced by a worse one.

I wish for my life to be peaceful, quiet and uncomplicated for a few months.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2376 on: November 06, 2014, 11:35:02 pm »
Granted. You go into a coma.

I wish I knew the answer to the question I'm thinking right now.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2377 on: November 07, 2014, 12:07:56 am »
Granted, but you go mad from the revelation.

I wish someone would make a live-action "Fullmetal Alchemist" movie.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2378 on: November 07, 2014, 12:34:46 am »
Granted. It's even worse than the live action Avatar: The Last Airbender movie.

I wish all of my cats would get along with each other.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2379 on: November 07, 2014, 05:57:33 am »
Quote from: Ghoti on November 07, 2014, 12:34:46 am
Granted. It's even worse than the live action Avatar: The Last Airbender movie.

I wish all of my cats would get along with each other.

Granted. They've eaten you.

I wish I had sufficient resources to live in a reasonably-priced apartment in a nice neighborhood, get healthy groceries, and drive a functional, inexpensive car.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2380 on: November 07, 2014, 07:23:45 am »
Granted. I get plastic surgery to become your doppelganger, kill you in a staged accident and take over your life while pretending the accident left me with amnesia.

I wish to be the sole winner of a billion-dollar lottery.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2381 on: November 13, 2014, 11:24:11 am »
Granted, later you are killed by getting struck by ball lightening.
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2382 on: November 13, 2014, 11:57:06 am »
Granted, it's one of those really spicy ones that burns your mouth out.

I wish someone would explain why Lizard posted the following in fine print:

Quote from: I am lizard on November 13, 2014, 11:24:11 am
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2383 on: November 13, 2014, 02:53:30 pm »
Quote from: Random Guy on November 13, 2014, 11:57:06 am
Granted, it's one of those really spicy ones that burns your mouth out.

I wish someone would explain why Lizard posted the following in fine print:

Quote from: I am lizard on November 13, 2014, 11:24:11 am
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Granted, IT TEH WAKYEST EXPLANATION EVER! TACOMONKEY XDXDXDXDXDXD!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!111!!!!
 
I wish Volvo wud plz nerf stiky launcher.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2384 on: November 13, 2014, 04:52:49 pm »
Granted, Volvo partners with Nerf to make sticky launchers.

I wish someone would put Lizard into a mental institution already, since it's clear he's posting from Bat Country.
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