Wishes Will Be Corrupted

[Art Vandelay]

Granted, you have to listen to magpies right outside your bedroom window everyday at 5 in the morning.

I wish all birds were completely silent.

[Sigmaleph]

Granted. You gain the power to read birds' minds, which are basically just the song they wish they could be singing.

I wish my elbow would heal.

[ironbite]

Granted.  It heals into a new you who proceeds to murder you and then lives your life better then you could.

Ironbite-I wish that I had cybernetic organs.

[I am lizard]

Granted, they work fine but your body rejects them and you die.


I wish to have EPIC PRO MLG SKILLZZZZ!!!!!

[Nemo]

It is done, but so is MLG. Your skills are now worthless.

I wish all furries would find a new fascination.

[Zygarde]

Granted It's still something you like


I wish I didn't yell my stupid ass off at a bunch of incompetent fuck heads today and ruin my voice.

[R. U. Sirius]

Granted. Unfortunately, it turns out your yelling at them was all that kept them from destroying the world, so you just retroactively caused the apocalypse.

I wish for Marvel's movie quality to never drop.

[Nemo]

Granted. Unfortunately, it turns out your yelling at them was all that kept them from destroying the world, so you just retroactively caused the apocalypse.

I wish for Marvel's movie quality to never drop.

The comic book movie fad goes away, and nobody cares.

I wish my car would always work perfectly no matter what, but only for me or those I approve of.

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You were planning to have it get stolen, weren't you person who responds to me?

[Feral Dog]

Granted. Two weeks in, you and everyone you approve of is abducted by aliens. They leave the car behind.

I wish I had a spinning wheel.

[Random Gal]

Granted. You prick your finger on it and fall asleep for a ridiculously long time.

Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here!

[ironbite]

A spy backstabs you

Ironbite-I wish I had a massive star ship to command

[Random Gal]

Granted. You are put in command of the Death Star one minute before Luke fires the torpedoes.

I wish I was having a better day.

[solar.]

Granted. It's so good that all future days seem horrid by comparidon.

I wish to go to TALL, TALL MOUNTAIN.

[Art Vandelay]

Granted. A monkey steals your hat and from now on all of your injuries are three times as bad.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

[R. U. Sirius]

Granted. You're buried in twenty feet of snow.

I wish for a cuddly Rottweiler.