« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 172 173 [174] 175 176 ... 184   Go Down

Author Topic: Wishes Will Be Corrupted  (Read 383084 times)

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Cloud3514

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1776
  • 404: Personal text not found.
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2595 on: August 29, 2015, 07:33:57 pm »
Granted, you now have some moldy M&Ms.

I wish I had Rock Band 4.
Logged
Who needs a signature?

Offline ironbite

  • Overlord of all that is good in Iacon City
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: 10686
  • Gender: Male
  • Stuck in the middle with you.
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2596 on: August 29, 2015, 09:54:02 pm »
Granted.  Enjoy the best of Nickleback

Ironbite-I wish for 65 million tons of fish
Logged

Offline Svata

  • Doesn't even fucking know anymore
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1542
  • Gender: Male
  • No, seriously, fuck astrology.
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2597 on: August 29, 2015, 09:56:53 pm »
Granted. It crushes you to death.


I wish I could tell my family that I may be bi without them reacting adversely.
Logged
Quote from: Barbarella on September 26, 2015, 12:41:08 am
"Politician" is the occupational equivalent of "Florida".

Even Then

  • Guest
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2598 on: August 29, 2015, 10:07:45 pm »
Granted.  They throw a coming out party, but the cake is that flavour you hate.

I wish I could have an infinite supply of Coca-Cola.
Logged

Offline Svata

  • Doesn't even fucking know anymore
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1542
  • Gender: Male
  • No, seriously, fuck astrology.
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2599 on: August 29, 2015, 10:16:25 pm »
I hate no flavors of cake. So ha.
Logged
Quote from: Barbarella on September 26, 2015, 12:41:08 am
"Politician" is the occupational equivalent of "Florida".

Even Then

  • Guest
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2600 on: August 29, 2015, 10:18:10 pm »
Curses! Foiled again!
Logged

Offline Random Gal

  • Bisex Rex
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2686
  • Gender: Female
  • Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2601 on: August 29, 2015, 11:20:27 pm »
Granted. It's that terrible New Coke they came out with in the 80s.

I wish I could switch sexes whenever I wanted.
Logged

Offline Sigmaleph

  • Ungodlike
  • Administrator
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3615
    • sigmaleph on tumblr
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2602 on: August 30, 2015, 12:16:07 am »
Granted. You're a clownfish.

I wish I could change sex whenever I wanted while remaining human.
Logged
Σא

Even Then

  • Guest
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2603 on: August 30, 2015, 12:18:51 am »
Granted. You do this through an hour-long, excruciatingly painful transformation.

I wish I didn't have to shave.
Logged

Offline Sigmaleph

  • Ungodlike
  • Administrator
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3615
    • sigmaleph on tumblr
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2604 on: August 30, 2015, 12:23:02 am »
Quote from: Even Then on August 30, 2015, 12:18:51 am
Granted. You do this through an hour-long, excruciatingly painful transformation.

I wish I didn't have to shave.

(totally worth it)

Granted. You emit a constant hair-eliminating aura that leaves you with no need to shave, but also with no hair at all. Nobody wants to get close to you and go bald.

I wish I had access to perfect nootropics with no side effects.
Logged
Σא

Even Then

  • Guest
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2605 on: August 30, 2015, 12:26:31 am »
Granted. The nootropics make you end up like Lucy and ascend into a higher plane of existence.

I wish I could teleport at will, with no adverse effects to myself whatsoever.
Logged

Offline R. U. Sirius

  • He Who Must Be Smooched By Cute FSTDT Forumgirls
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2896
  • Gender: Male
  • Just look at me. Who could distrust this face?
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2606 on: August 30, 2015, 02:29:51 am »
Granted, but every time you do, someone you love loses twenty years from their lifespan.

I wish for the ability to control fire with psychic powers.
Logged
http://www.gofundme.com/kw5o78
My GoFundMe campaign. Donations are greatly appreciated.

http://imgur.com/user/RUSirius1/submitted
My Imgur account. Upvotes always appreciated

If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

Even Then

  • Guest
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2607 on: August 30, 2015, 10:37:04 pm »
Granted. You get killed the next day by someone with water powers.

I wish for the ability to win every argument I have.
Logged

Offline Ghoti

  • slow-burn naive
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2617
  • Gender: Male
  • Assume I'm crashing & burning at any given moment
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2608 on: September 03, 2015, 11:27:34 am »
Granted, but two hours later everyone forgets you won and starts the exact same argument all over again.

I wish I could get embroiled in a good old-fashioned internet slapfest on this forum.
Logged
Long Live The Queen.

Quote from: niam2023 on November 04, 2015, 10:16:43 pm
Burn fire! Hellfire! Now Anita, its your turn! Choose GamerGate, or your pyre!
Be mine or you will buuurn!!

Even Then

  • Guest
Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2609 on: September 03, 2015, 12:13:03 pm »
Granted. You lose your temper and say something you can't take back.

I wish for a vasectomy.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 172 173 [174] 175 176 ... 184   Go Up
« previous next »