But My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is pure gold! There was no other show that helped me feel better about my life! Before, I was complaining about my overwhelming chode covering up my GG Allen penis and how I'll live in my mother's basement all my lif, never fucking bitches ever. Now with My Little Pony (THIS IS NOT A FUCKING LITTLE GIRL'S SHOW, IT'S MANLY HAS HELL. THE NEW MANLINESS. DON'T ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS TELL ME IT'S A GIRL'S SHOW, CUZ YOU'RE A FAGGOT YOURSELF) I feel better about my life. Twilight is my waifu, k? So is Fluttershy. NO ONE TALKS SHIT ABOUT HER. Those poor future kids will never feel the same way with Gravity Falls, Wonder Over Yonder and Stephen Universe. FUCK THOSE FAGGOT SHOWS. My Little Pony is where it's all at. BRB, fapping Twilight again.
(I'm convinced that with a post like this, I would fit right at home in a site like Something Awful, but fuck paying a $10 fee to be member, let alone its elitist nature.)