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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1965 on: December 21, 2012, 03:16:15 pm »
Because you can't hunt deer with crossbows, can you?

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1966 on: December 21, 2012, 04:32:34 pm »


I see the gun cummers are out in full force, seriously?? I doubt it'll come to this.

I always thought people who hunt with guns were pussies anyway.

Bow hunting takes more skill.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1967 on: December 22, 2012, 01:47:04 am »
Pfft, it isn't real hunting unless you're diving out of a tree armed only with a knife.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1968 on: December 22, 2012, 02:05:17 am »
Pfft, it isn't real hunting unless you're diving out of a tree armed only with a knife.

Knife?  Child, use nothin but your teeth!  Like a real man!
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1969 on: December 22, 2012, 02:37:25 am »
Pfft, it isn't real hunting unless you're diving out of a tree armed only with a knife.

Knife?  Child, use nothin but your teeth!  Like a real man!

Bah! Back in my day, we didn't even have teeth to use, and we were thankful for it!

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1970 on: December 22, 2012, 02:57:44 am »
Pfft, it isn't real hunting unless you're diving out of a tree armed only with a knife.

Knife?  Child, use nothin but your teeth!  Like a real man!

Bah! Back in my day, we didn't even have teeth to use, and we were thankful for it!

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1971 on: December 22, 2012, 03:15:26 am »
Pfft, it isn't real hunting unless you're diving out of a tree armed only with a knife.

Knife?  Child, use nothin but your teeth!  Like a real man!

Bah! Back in my day, we didn't even have teeth to use, and we were thankful for it!

I kill lesser creatures just by thinking.  And greater creatures.

Thinking? What a baby! I can do it with peristalsis!
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1972 on: December 22, 2012, 03:54:56 pm »
Wrestle a bear to death.  There is nothing manlier*

*And by manlier I mean "stupid, pointless, and macho-posturing nonsense... but still impressive"
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1973 on: December 22, 2012, 03:59:11 pm »
I suplex bears on a regular basis

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1974 on: December 22, 2012, 08:21:30 pm »
Wrestle a bear to death.  There is nothing manlier*

*And by manlier I mean "stupid, pointless, and macho-posturing nonsense... but still impressive"
How about wrestling them into submission, teabagging them, and letting them go with directions to your house shaved into their fur with a dull razor (or just plucked if you have the time) in case they want to bring a few friends over for a re-match?

It's been a long time since I've done that, but we only have black bears around here so it's really just a prank for middleschoolers.  ;D

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1975 on: December 22, 2012, 10:22:03 pm »
I suplex bears on a regular basis

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1976 on: December 22, 2012, 11:04:37 pm »
I prefer to hunt by beating animals to death with my penis.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1977 on: December 23, 2012, 03:23:32 am »
I suplex bears on a regular basis

Are you related to Sabin Figaro, Ibby?

I was thinking of this, myself.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1978 on: December 23, 2012, 03:35:00 am »
I prefer to hunt by beating animals to death with my penis.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1979 on: December 23, 2012, 03:46:14 am »
I prefer to hunt by beating animals to death with my penis.

So it's not just me, then.