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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3090 on: July 03, 2013, 07:25:52 pm »
So, Chick recently recently released "The Last Surprise", which is your standard "Bully who believes there is no hell acts like a jerk, then rejects being 'saved' only to die minutes later" fare. It does, however, include this nice little panel:



Yep, all of those brown people in foreign lands worship devils and kill their own children, but Mighty Whitey still deigned to save their heathen asses.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3091 on: July 03, 2013, 07:28:50 pm »
I'm more amused by the fact that the missionary looks downright evil.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3092 on: July 03, 2013, 07:33:45 pm »
I'm more amused by the fact that the missionary looks downright evil.
Everyone looks evil in Chick Tracts. Also, would he please retire or something?
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3093 on: July 03, 2013, 07:41:59 pm »
I'm more amused by the fact that the missionary looks downright evil.

It's almost as if the missionary were Satan himself.

But that would have been too much of a plot twist for old Chick.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3094 on: July 03, 2013, 09:26:42 pm »
I'm more amused by the fact that the missionary looks downright evil.

It's almost as if the missionary were Satan himself.

But that would have been too much of a plot twist for old Chick.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3095 on: July 03, 2013, 10:52:31 pm »
Five seconds and TinyPic:



So much failure at so many topics, history, religion, what a liberal is. Maybe David Barton runs this site?

Government. That it's not hypocrisy if the decisions are made by 2 different states.

Also, to be totally fair, it is not advisable to use some anonymous person's face in your propaganda.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3096 on: July 03, 2013, 11:06:43 pm »
Five seconds and TinyPic:



So much failure at so many topics, history, religion, what a liberal is. Maybe David Barton runs this site?

Government. That it's not hypocrisy if the decisions are made by 2 different states.

Also, to be totally fair, it is not advisable to use some anonymous person's face in your propaganda.
Especially with a child. Remember what happened to the girl who could count to potato?
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3097 on: July 03, 2013, 11:10:28 pm »
Five seconds and TinyPic:



So much failure at so many topics, history, religion, what a liberal is. Maybe David Barton runs this site?

Government. That it's not hypocrisy if the decisions are made by 2 different states.

Also, to be totally fair, it is not advisable to use some anonymous person's face in your propaganda.

It appears to be a stock photo.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3098 on: July 03, 2013, 11:14:26 pm »

Racist, and to be fair, those things could conceal an arsenal. Hell, I'm surprised a fundie hasn't done it.

Copyright Lawsuit here we come!

Okay, I admit, one of my first thoughts was hoping it would be fundies. But, some of those people are on our side. Why would we be upset it's not them?

Copyright Lawsuit here we come! Hmm, deja vu.

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« Last Edit: July 03, 2013, 11:16:37 pm by PosthumanHeresy »
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3099 on: July 04, 2013, 12:01:08 am »

I wish I could call Poe on this due to the Manson reference, but it was likely unintentional, because they have a website.

I prefer this hat:
« Last Edit: July 04, 2013, 12:13:32 am by PosthumanHeresy »
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3100 on: July 04, 2013, 01:04:53 am »


If you were ever born, in history, your parents chose not to have an abortion. After 1973 they couldn't be prosecuted for it, and your mother was likely to die as a result.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3101 on: July 04, 2013, 01:51:25 am »
I think you mean "wasn't", Fred
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3102 on: July 04, 2013, 02:34:22 am »
I think you mean "wasn't", Fred

Yeahp. That's the one.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3103 on: July 04, 2013, 08:19:23 am »

What the hell is Holy Week, and better yet, what the hell is the point of this?

Holy Week is the week before Easter. As for what's the point, I'm honestly not sure. Protest the sinister cultural appropriation of Catholic festivities by hippies celebrating holes in their clothing?
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #3104 on: July 04, 2013, 09:06:12 am »


If you were ever born, in history, your parents chose not to have an abortion. After 1973 they couldn't be prosecuted for it, and your mother was likely to die as a result.

Technically speaking, if you were born alive, you're an abortion survivor.