It's not a pic, but it was from a compilation of Onion articles in book form. It is from 17-23 Feb. 2005.
Israeli-Palestinian Cease-Fire
Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas and Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon recently declared a cease-fire. What are some conditions of the peace accord?
> Any violence committed on a weekday must be made up with extra peace on evenings or weekends
> The cease-fire may not be broken by any conflict stemming from less than half a century's worth of hatred
> Leaders of both countries agree to shake hands at least once a month, with photographers present
> Vows to drive one another into the sea must be downgraded to vows to drive one another to the beach for a nice weekend
> Israel gets to keep that wall up in Jerusalem, because it would be a shame to tear it down after all that work
> Palestinians must provide Israelis with full disclosure on their rock-throwing and tunnel-digging technologies
> Both sides really have to try this time
> Israeli air strikes and Palestinian suicide bombings exempt from agreement