I just got an email from the "Donor Relations Assistant" at my school telling me to write a thank-you letter to the folks who established the scholarship I was awarded. That's dandy, but the person goes on to tell me how to format my letter, how many paragraphs to write, what I should say in each paragraph, and how to properly sign the letter. Then she details how you write another person's address on an envelope, how you write your own return address on it, and where the stamp goes. Seriously, I'm not in fucking elementary school, asshole. Also, they put a flag on my financial aid account until I send the letter. So they're fucking holding my account until I send a personal thank you. This is beyond fucked up.