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Title: My soul was drained from my old body and merged with me from a parralel universe
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 17, 2018, 08:44:02 pm
This youtube video documents it. Now since my consciousness is merged into one, I will make an animated youtube movie documenting the events that happened in that universe, where the rightful heir to the Kingdom of England, Lordship of Ireland, and Duchy of Normandy was restored to the throne in order to promote the legitimacy cause in this universe.

In the parallel universe created by time travelling aliens who created it based on my ideas from this universe, the aliens a descendant of Sir Lancelot, Gabriel Dulac was seduced into having sex with the King’s wife leading to events that caused the King’s fall from power, the moral of the story is that you should not have extramarital sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxJGLnWkUKk&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: My soul was drained from my old body and merged with me from a parralel universe
Post by: dpareja on July 17, 2018, 09:59:42 pm
Seek psychiatric help.

Immediately.

Seriously, get help, dude.
Title: Re: My soul was drained from my old body and merged with me from a parralel universe
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 17, 2018, 10:55:10 pm
Well if there was a Levis catalogue handy, something would have been released from your body!
Title: Re: My soul was drained from my old body and merged with me from a parralel universe
Post by: niam2023 on July 17, 2018, 10:56:03 pm
Well, when it comes to videos on YouTube I have been sharing your most famous and well known one with many, many people - I speak of course about the oink video. Everyone laughs and thinks you're fucking nuts. People are going to see your video en masse and mirror it and make hilarious dubstep parodies of it.

Everyone will know you as Jacob Harrison, the pig boy.

...well, unless you make one more video for me...
Title: Re: My soul was drained from my old body and merged with me from a parralel universe
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 18, 2018, 06:19:41 am
Quote from: dpareja on July 17, 2018, 09:59:42 pm
Seek psychiatric help.

Immediately.

Seriously, get help, dude.

But the video proves that my soul was drained from my original body in this universe and merged with a parallel self.
Title: Re: My soul was drained from my old body and merged with me from a parralel universe
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 18, 2018, 06:25:00 am
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/c/c9/You-keep-using-that-word.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160826222827)

That word is "proof," dude.
Title: Re: My soul was drained from my old body and merged with me from a parralel universe
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 18, 2018, 08:41:57 am
Quote from: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 18, 2018, 06:25:00 am
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/c/c9/You-keep-using-that-word.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160826222827)

That word is "proof," dude.


But how do you explain what happened in the video?
Title: Re: My soul was drained from my old body and merged with me from a parralel universe
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 18, 2018, 09:12:26 am
Quote from: Jacob Harrison on July 18, 2018, 08:41:57 am
Quote from: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 18, 2018, 06:25:00 am
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/c/c9/You-keep-using-that-word.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160826222827)

That word is "proof," dude.

But how do you explain what happened in the video?

I have a theory. You're so full of shit, your eyes are brown.
Title: Re: My soul was drained from my old body and merged with me from a parralel universe
Post by: Lana Reverse on July 18, 2018, 02:47:07 pm
1. You misspelled "parallel".

2. I'm starting to suspect you might have a legitimate mental illness.
Title: Re: My soul was drained from my old body and merged with me from a parralel universe
Post by: ironbite on July 18, 2018, 07:02:32 pm
So did you fuck your parallel second cousin?
Title: Re: My soul was drained from my old body and merged with me from a parralel universe
Post by: dpareja on July 18, 2018, 07:06:58 pm
Quote from: ironbite on July 18, 2018, 07:02:32 pm
So did you fuck your parallel second cousin?

Nah, the one constant between all parallel universes is that niam got there first.
Title: Re: My soul was drained from my old body and merged with me from a parralel universe
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 18, 2018, 10:44:10 pm
Quote from: dpareja on July 18, 2018, 07:06:58 pm
Quote from: ironbite on July 18, 2018, 07:02:32 pm
So did you fuck your parallel second cousin?

Nah, the one constant between all parallel universes is that niam got there first.
So THAT was the "Big Bang," I get it now!
Title: Re: My soul was drained from my old body and merged with me from a parralel universe
Post by: niam2023 on July 19, 2018, 02:44:37 am
Basically. It was a big, hot, nasty fuck - I think I straight up fucked the traditional morality out of her.

By the end she was gasping "More cock...need more cock..."