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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #270 on: July 26, 2014, 01:23:09 pm »
Quote from: KZN02 on July 26, 2014, 01:29:34 am
What a terrible customer

I'm skeptical about this one. I can buy the customer saying that if you're working at a grocery or deli, you're not smart enough for college, but I have a difficult time imagining someone going on and on like that.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #271 on: July 26, 2014, 03:20:55 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 26, 2014, 01:23:09 pm
Quote from: KZN02 on July 26, 2014, 01:29:34 am
What a terrible customer

I'm skeptical about this one. I can buy the customer saying that if you're working at a grocery or deli, you're not smart enough for college, but I have a difficult time imagining someone going on and on like that.
Unfortunately, I can. I had a guy last night who spent the better part of an hour talking about how higher education indoctrinates young people to be liberal socialist Obama-bots. I ended up calling the cops from the back room because he refused to leave.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #272 on: July 26, 2014, 07:10:40 pm »
Quote from: Ghoti on July 26, 2014, 03:20:55 pm
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 26, 2014, 01:23:09 pm
Quote from: KZN02 on July 26, 2014, 01:29:34 am
What a terrible customer

I'm skeptical about this one. I can buy the customer saying that if you're working at a grocery or deli, you're not smart enough for college, but I have a difficult time imagining someone going on and on like that.
Unfortunately, I can. I had a guy last night who spent the better part of an hour talking about how higher education indoctrinates young people to be liberal socialist Obama-bots. I ended up calling the cops from the back room because he refused to leave.

You should submit that one to Not Always Right.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #273 on: July 26, 2014, 07:36:04 pm »
Quote from: Random Guy on July 26, 2014, 07:10:40 pm
You should submit that one to Not Always Right.
I did, but I don't think it's nearly funny enough to make the cut.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #274 on: July 26, 2014, 10:36:19 pm »
Just embellish it like the rest of them
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #275 on: July 28, 2014, 07:19:44 pm »
http://notalwaysfriendly.com/oh-american-strife/35403

I don't know if this one is true, but if it is...

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #276 on: July 29, 2014, 07:03:49 am »
Quote from: KZN02 on July 26, 2014, 01:29:34 am
What a terrible customer

"Well, lady, you should do what your god wants and drop dead!"

(Was that slightly over the line?)
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #277 on: July 29, 2014, 07:23:24 am »
Quote from: Vypernight on July 29, 2014, 07:03:49 am
Quote from: KZN02 on July 26, 2014, 01:29:34 am
What a terrible customer

"Well, lady, you should do what your god wants and drop dead!"

(Was that slightly over the line?)

No, just incorrect.  It should've been:

"Hey, lady!  Doesn't your god say for women to, ya know, shut the fuck up?  Being a crone doesn't exempt you from god's laws, you pathetic, lonely spinster."
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #278 on: July 29, 2014, 09:04:02 am »
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #279 on: July 29, 2014, 05:54:26 pm »
That makes me rather homicidal...

... and now I miss my kitty.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #280 on: July 31, 2014, 10:04:47 am »
Having an on call job at a library but not getting any hours, I can relate to this
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #281 on: August 11, 2014, 07:45:00 pm »
http://notalwayslearning.com/the-those-who-can-teach-speech/35367

Not religious, but seriously?  Coddling?

http://notalwaysfriendly.com/have-you-found-the-gods/35490

Now this one is religious.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #282 on: August 11, 2014, 07:51:42 pm »
That principal sounds like he subscribes to the "toss 'em to the sharks to teach them to swim" attitude most of my teachers and administrators had.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #283 on: August 11, 2014, 11:33:30 pm »
I'd like a few, unpunishable minutes alone with that Principal.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #284 on: August 25, 2014, 07:19:16 pm »
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