Oh no, not science!
Shot in the heart! And you're too late! You give love... a bad name.
Ma'am, I'm afraid your computer has worms.
They do love to HAARP on this theory.
W.H.O are you? Do do, do do.
All we wanna do is eat your brains.
I have that router/ethernet box in the back, from Ubee. It's evil, but for completely different reasons.
I actually like this one, but he's just going to over-the-top (been browsing his stuff, some aren't bad, like bashing Wal-Mart for destroying family-run stores). Either way, TV is our God these days, and we do pretty much worship it alongside celebrities. So, yeah, I like this one, but it's too overdramatic.
Oh please, the Satanists would never ally with them!