Well, I'm now fucking terrified. Why, you ask? Let me explain.
So I'm lying in bed and decide to have a wank. So far a pretty typical evening for yours truly. When I'm done, I leave the jizz tissue nearby with the intention of flushing it when I next need to pee. An hour or so later, time comes, but when I reach for the tissue, it has mysteriously vanished. I turned the whole fucking room upside down looking for it, I found nothing whatsoever. I suppose that thanks to my terrible short term memory, I could've actually gotten rid of it earlier and then forgotten about it. However, the fact remains that I'm now petrified of the possibility of waking up one morning and finding it stuck to the side of my face, or perhaps stumbling across it after it's had months to ferment.
I'm now very much afraid to fall asleep. I imagine that this is what being in a horror movie would feel like.