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Offline Veras

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #180 on: February 11, 2014, 01:27:31 pm »
"I appreciate a good dick as much as the next guy... If I know anything, I know wood."

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #181 on: February 11, 2014, 08:22:56 pm »
You just can't go cut down a tree with a butter knife.
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Religion is regarded by the common man as true, by the wise man as false, and by the powerful man as useful
Quote from: The_Queen on July 11, 2016, 01:05:29 am
Yeah, if the pagans are so smart, why did Jesus invade Pagan-land on the back of a dragon and kill them all!

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #182 on: February 12, 2014, 05:44:46 am »
Quote from: lord gibbon on February 11, 2014, 08:22:56 pm
You just can't go cut down a tree with a butter knife.

That's what they all said... But I'll prove them wrong! MWAHAAHAHAA Look who's laughing now! (I am. Me.)
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #183 on: February 12, 2014, 06:33:06 pm »
We don't want help from Hitlers that don't make sense!
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #184 on: February 13, 2014, 02:03:15 am »
Space tourism is inevitable, and the sooner it happens, the more support we will have.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #185 on: February 13, 2014, 07:18:42 am »
I have seen people try to penetrate an orange, but it just gets down your wee wee slit and stings. I mean, not like I've tried that or anything.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #186 on: February 14, 2014, 10:43:41 pm »
Turns out I'm a patriarchal domgen West-Centric Earthkind
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Quote from: Indikins on October 15, 2013, 12:19:14 am
I once had a nightmare about chickens pecking me to death on my driveway. I told my sister to save herself.

This is the #1 nightmare.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #187 on: February 14, 2014, 10:48:05 pm »
Being a church hit man isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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Excuse me, sir, do you have a minute to talk about your lord and savior, Hannibal Barca?

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Religion is regarded by the common man as true, by the wise man as false, and by the powerful man as useful
Quote from: The_Queen on July 11, 2016, 01:05:29 am
Yeah, if the pagans are so smart, why did Jesus invade Pagan-land on the back of a dragon and kill them all!

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #188 on: February 15, 2014, 01:47:26 pm »
Last week I had a conversation with one of the most influential figures in Silicon Valley.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #189 on: February 18, 2014, 07:34:16 am »
You bite one maths teacher and the never let you forget it, do they?
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #190 on: February 20, 2014, 02:14:31 am »
It's like blaming the sky if an airplane explodes or blaming the ocean if a shark eats a scuba diver.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #191 on: February 20, 2014, 03:33:14 am »
Pause balls, by going upstairs.
Pause balls, by going downstairs.
That's the best strategy in the game
I'm gonna go upstairs, and pause balls.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #192 on: February 21, 2014, 05:04:28 pm »
Wait, I can give you two more inches.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #193 on: February 21, 2014, 11:37:03 pm »
Needless to say this is a terrible idea and they will all probably die of some horrendous disease unknown to medical science.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #194 on: February 24, 2014, 12:58:02 am »
Are you telling me we CAN'T play with magic nose goblins?
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Quote from: chitoryu12 on October 15, 2013, 12:50:43 am
Quote from: Indikins on October 15, 2013, 12:19:14 am
I once had a nightmare about chickens pecking me to death on my driveway. I told my sister to save herself.

This is the #1 nightmare.
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