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Petty Prayers

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The Right Honourable Mlle Ant├ęchrist:
One of the dumbest I've heard involved a person who was late for work, so they prayed for light traffic and no red lights.

Osama bin Bambi:
When I was little my grandmother told me that we should pray to God before we go to bed so that he'll make the sun rise tomorrow, because where does the sun go when we're not looking at it?

Eniliad:

--- Quote from: Wykked Wytch on February 05, 2012, 02:22:50 am ---When I was little my grandmother told me that we should pray to God before we go to bed so that he'll make the sun rise tomorrow, because where does the sun go when we're not looking at it?

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StallChaser:
Any form of praying to win a sports game.  For nobody to get injured, I could understand, but not praying to beat the other team.

TheL:
Praying for an A on a test you didn't study for.  Saw it a lot in high school.

The other resort of the desperate and lazy was to program cheat sheets into graphing calculators.

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