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Skinnydipping congressman
« on: August 20, 2012, 04:53:41 pm »
http://news.yahoo.com/republican-congressman-scolded-drinking-nudity-israel-022047815--abc-news-politics.html

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A group of House Republicans visiting Israel as part of an official Congressional delegation last summer enjoyed a late night of drinking at the Sea of Galilee that included swimming and, in the case of one member, a little skinny dipping in the place where the Bible says Jesus walked on water.

That just made my damn day.
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Re: Skinnydipping congressman
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2012, 05:57:07 pm »
One of these guys used to be my congressman before redistricting.  I follow his opponent on facebook and Nate Shiwagana is beeming about this.
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Re: Skinnydipping congressman
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2012, 07:37:33 pm »
I wonder if jumping naked into the place that Jesus walked would be considered a sexual act with the deity that he worships?
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Re: Skinnydipping congressman
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2012, 08:14:04 pm »
I really hope pictures don't surface.
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Re: Skinnydipping congressman
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2012, 01:01:13 am »
darn it's never the cute ones/

Why can't Tim Ryan go nak.. ... on a fact finding mission?
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Re: Skinnydipping congressman
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2012, 01:24:11 am »
Quote from: nickiknack on August 20, 2012, 08:14:04 pm
I really hope pictures don't surface.

As much as I hate to say it, I hope some do.

48 hours before election day.
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Re: Skinnydipping congressman
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2012, 06:34:41 am »
Why the fuck do people care about someone skinnydipping in (relative) private?
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Re: Skinnydipping congressman
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2012, 08:53:22 am »
Quote from: Yla on August 21, 2012, 06:34:41 am
Why the fuck do people care about someone skinnydipping in (relative) private?

Nobody would care if these weren't members of a political party known for self-righteous condemnation of everything to do with the naked human body.

Well, I take that back; in this culture people WOULD care. But it wouldn't have nearly the funny factor if not for the above. Remember Clinton being investigated and impeached for getting a blowjob?
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Re: Skinnydipping congressman
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2012, 10:36:14 am »
Everyone running for government office should be required to participate in a skinnydipping party.
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Re: Skinnydipping congressman
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2012, 10:46:16 am »
Quote from: finnugold on August 21, 2012, 10:36:14 am
Everyone running for government office should be required to participate in a skinnydipping party.
That thought may have just killed my appetite for a few weeks.
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Re: Skinnydipping congressman
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2012, 11:06:22 am »
As long as I don't have to actually look at said party, whatever.
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Re: Skinnydipping congressman
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2012, 11:53:55 am »
Quote from: Veras the Brujah on August 21, 2012, 01:24:11 am
Quote from: nickiknack on August 20, 2012, 08:14:04 pm
I really hope pictures don't surface.

As much as I hate to say it, I hope some do.

48 hours before election day.

To honest, that would be so funny.
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Re: Skinnydipping congressman
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2012, 12:19:20 pm »
Quote from: nickiknack on August 20, 2012, 08:14:04 pm
I really hope pictures don't surface.


I kind of wish that the congressman hadn't surfaced...
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Re: Skinnydipping congressman
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2012, 03:35:10 pm »
Quote from: Distind on August 21, 2012, 10:46:16 am
Quote from: finnugold on August 21, 2012, 10:36:14 am
Everyone running for government office should be required to participate in a skinnydipping party.
That thought may have just killed my appetite for a few weeks.
It could be worse, Strom Thurman could still be alive. Imagine seeing him naked.
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Re: Skinnydipping congressman
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2012, 03:56:35 pm »
Quote from: Rupert Upton Sirius on August 21, 2012, 08:53:22 am
Well, I take that back; in this culture people WOULD care. But it wouldn't have nearly the funny factor if not for the above. Remember Clinton being investigated and impeached for getting a blowjob?

The big thing was that he lied about it under oath, hence why he got impeached and investigated.

...That being said, the whole situation was a carnival on both sides of the fence :P
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