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Offline Jodie

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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2012, 02:19:37 am »
Can't stop laughing. XD
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2012, 04:13:57 am »
EPIC TWEET!

https://twitter.com/#!/ricksantorumpr/statuses/160955748459872257

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Join the Conservatives Unite Moneybomb! With your contribution, C.U.M. will hit Gingrich right between the eyes.

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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2012, 04:22:25 am »
Quote from: Whore of Spamylon on January 23, 2012, 04:13:57 am
EPIC TWEET!

https://twitter.com/#!/ricksantorumpr/statuses/160955748459872257

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Join the Conservatives Unite Moneybomb! With your contribution, C.U.M. will hit Gingrich right between the eyes.

 ;D

I actually thought that was serious for a moment.

I still find it hilarious. :D
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2012, 04:36:13 am »
That is the funniest thing ever.
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2012, 04:37:57 am »
CUM right between the eyes= 500 points.
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2012, 04:49:15 am »
BEST TWEET EVER!
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2012, 09:31:55 am »
I have to believe someone trolling him gave him the idea for this.
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2012, 10:29:18 am »
When a politician shows a sense of humor, it is usually not allowed to be so crude. Yeah, I gotta vote for troll as well.
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2012, 02:03:53 pm »
Quote from: VirtualStranger on January 23, 2012, 12:31:28 am
...Or as he would like to call it, "Conservatives Unite Moneybomb."

No, seriously... I'm not joking.

I couldn't make this up if I tried.

Santorum and CUM

He's just getting it coming and going.
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2012, 09:04:38 pm »
Ahahahaha, now this made my day. XD
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2012, 10:38:03 pm »
ROFLMAO
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2012, 11:22:46 pm »
Tha flyin fuck?  Santorum, you owe me a bottle of cough syrup, you bastard!  Laughed so hard, I couldn't hold back my damn bronchitis cough.
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2012, 07:00:17 am »
What.
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2012, 07:47:43 am »
LOL, is this for serious??
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Re: Rick Santorum launches CUM
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2012, 08:01:36 am »
Quote from: shy on January 24, 2012, 07:47:43 am
LOL, is this for serious??

Yes. This is a thing by the real Rick Santorum. I checked.
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