Crackpot physics: because understanding things before talking about them is just The Man's way of controlling your thoughts.
So there's this guy named
Pal Sahota, who apparently once made some software for pharmacies or something, and based on those qualifications he has created a
unified theory of physics!
He doesn't seem to know much about, um, anything that happened in physics since the 19th century, and his understanding of even the Newtonian stuff is shaky, but he certainly didn't let that stop him. And so he came up with alpha-negatrons, the fascinating particle that is everywhere, does everything, and leaves nothing unexplained. Anything in the world is just waves and whirlpools of alpha negatrons, it all works out perfectly, just don't ask to see any math for it, or for that matter any argument for why things work out the way they do. When in doubt, throw more alpha-negatrons at it.
If you ever wanted an example of "A theory that explains everything, explains nothing"...
I wrote a longer thing on the subject detailing just a bit of the physics he gets horrendously wrong, because apparently I have nothing better to do and sleep is for the weak anyway. Unless you have an unhealthy fascination with bad physics, it's probably going to bore you to death
