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Title: PornHub IN SPACE!
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on June 13, 2015, 09:23:44 pm
http://www.businessinsider.com/pornhub-is-making-a-sex-tape-in-space-2015-6 (http://www.businessinsider.com/pornhub-is-making-a-sex-tape-in-space-2015-6)

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It's finally begun: The largest pornography site on the internet, PornHub, has announced plans to film the first sex tape in space.

On June 10, PornHub announced their latest project to the world by launching an Indiegogo campaign to raise the estimated $3.4 million it'll cost to make the tape. They raised over $10,000 within the first day.

Jokes aside, sex in space may turn out to be a pretty important scientific endeavor. It could play a key role, for example, in helping us get to other planets outside of our solar system that might take hundreds of years, and therefore multiple generations, to reach.

Judging from PornHub's Vimeo preview of what they plan to do, however, there will be little to no scientific investigations involved in this first attempt to record sex in space. According to comments from Eva Lovia, the woman to star in the film if it gets enough funding, one of the most important goals of the project will be learning what it's like to orgasm in space.

Regardless, the entire team of PornHub staff — which would include Lovia and her potential male counterpart, Johnny Sins — will have to rely on scientists. PornHub explained to us how they plan to get this project off of the ground over email.

In space, no one can hear you cream.
Title: Re: PornHub IN SPACE!
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 13, 2015, 09:32:48 pm
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Judging from PornHub's Vimeo preview of what they plan to do, however, there will be little to no scientific investigations involved in this first attempt to record sex in space. According to comments from Eva Lovia, the woman to star in the film if it gets enough funding, one of the most important goals of the project will be learning what it's like to orgasm in space.
So you're telling me that not once, in the entire 60 year history of space travel, has a single astronaut or cosmonaut has ever tried to rub one out while in orbit? I have to call bullshit on that.
Title: Re: PornHub IN SPACE!
Post by: Zygarde on June 13, 2015, 10:05:14 pm
From my Google searching it looks like this has been investigated and their biggest challenge is overcoming Newton's Third Law also due to the fact there is no gravity blood does not flow right so I imagine any male porn star would have trouble keeping it up long enough e to make this viable and a litany of other things that make this damn near impossible.
Title: Re: PornHub IN SPACE!
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 13, 2015, 10:15:28 pm
Huh, interesting. I had no idea space masturbation, much less actual space sex, was such a complicated thing. Looks like Pornhub has their work cut out for them.
Title: Re: PornHub IN SPACE!
Post by: Sigmaleph on June 13, 2015, 11:32:13 pm
I fully support this (where "fully" should be interpreted to mean "you're not getting a cent from me, though").

But the really interesting thing will be if they do it without protection and someone is conceived in space.
Title: Re: PornHub IN SPACE!
Post by: dpareja on June 13, 2015, 11:35:55 pm
I fully support this (where "fully" should be interpreted to mean "you're not getting a cent from me, though").

But the really interesting thing will be if they do it without protection and someone is conceived in space.

Then they extend it for nine months so that they can also claim the first birth in space.
Title: Re: PornHub IN SPACE!
Post by: Askold on June 13, 2015, 11:58:19 pm
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Judging from PornHub's Vimeo preview of what they plan to do, however, there will be little to no scientific investigations involved in this first attempt to record sex in space. According to comments from Eva Lovia, the woman to star in the film if it gets enough funding, one of the most important goals of the project will be learning what it's like to orgasm in space.
So you're telling me that not once, in the entire 60 year history of space travel, has a single astronaut or cosmonaut has ever tried to rub one out while in orbit? I have to call bullshit on that.
Sex in space has been tested but that is pretty much all that NASA is willing to admit about it. I think the problem is that NASA is from USA and that country has a problem with sexual matters so they are afraid of a public backlash if they explain how tax payer money has been used for S. E. X.
Title: Re: PornHub IN SPACE!
Post by: Zygarde on June 13, 2015, 11:59:36 pm
That would actually be an interesting experiment seeing how a zero gravity environment affects childbirth.
Title: Re: PornHub IN SPACE!
Post by: Askold on June 14, 2015, 12:19:20 am
That would actually be an interesting experiment seeing how a zero gravity environment affects childbirth.
Unfortunately I am pretty sure that putting a pregnant woman in a rocket and launching it to space is too much of a risk to an unborn fetus (but there is the option of impregnating a woman in space.)

But if this hasn't been tested on animals yet I am sure they will do so. Human experiments won't probably be seen in a long time.

...Also I only now realized that at least one pornstar is going to brag about this to their parents "who never believed that he/she would become an astronaut."
Title: Re: PornHub IN SPACE!
Post by: TheContrarian on June 17, 2015, 02:17:02 pm
From my Google searching it looks like this has been investigated and their biggest challenge is overcoming Newton's Third Law also due to the fact there is no gravity blood does not flow right so I imagine any male porn star would have trouble keeping it up long enough e to make this viable and a litany of other things that make this damn near impossible.

Not to put too fine a point on it but your circulatory system is pressurised. 

Astronauts have no problem performing quite strenuous activity in freefall so it shouldn't really be much different maintaining blood flow to a bit of erectile tissue.