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[Ghoti]

Hmm, that's in interesting quest- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. (ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL is much better.)

If you were psycic and knew that your baby sister was going to become a murderer as an adult, what would you do?

[Indikins]

I have a scar on the left side of my head, under my hair. When I was three, I fell off the third rung of a ladder and broke a large rock in two with my skull. My mum ran me to the hospital covered in my blood and the reception lady told her to go sit in the waiting room.

Which are cooler: ninja or pirates?

[Ghoti]

That's not an answer to the question I asked, but okay. Pirates.

What is your favorite way of eating potatoes (mashed, French fries, potato chips/crisps, etc)?

[Indikins]

(My computer didn't tell me there were more posts since I'd begun typing for some reason. Also apparently I type as slow as molasses.)

Murderer sister: Before the murder, I would send an anonymous tip to the cops that someone would be murdered soon. Hopefully, they might be able to avert that timeline.

Potatoes: mashed. You can do anything with mashed potatoes.


Why do the asari from Mass Effect piss me off so much?

[Ghoti]

I'm not in your head, so I have no idea. I thought that they were an excellent reconstruction of the "green skinned space babe/our space elves are better" tropes, especially if you find out their history with the From Ashes dlc.

Why so serious?

[Indikins]

Well, I'm more pissed off because I felt that the whole sexy thing was being constantly shoved down my throat, but that's just personal opinion. Doesn't matter.

I'm so serious because a clown-themed murderer who the Goddamn Batman can't kill is talking to me.

How does Tali manage to be so attractive?

[Ghoti]

It's a delicate balance between her naïveté, her accent, her HIPS, and her deadliness with a big frickin'  shotgun. Personally, my Shep always saw her as a surrogate little sister, and was overjoyed (and over-adorkabled) when Talibrations happened.

What is your favorite ME conversation with a squadmate or plot-crucial NPC?

[Indikins]

The conversation in which Mordin first sings his version of I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General is both funny and a moment of sharp humanisation. And eventually very sad.

ME2's Jack: hot or not?

[Ghoti]

Very hot. And somewhat scary.

Who survived on Virmire?

[Zygarde]

Depends on what Shep I'm playing if it's male Shep it's Kaiden if it's fem Shep it's Asley so it really depends.


Who is the better wise cracking sniper?

Sgt. Avery Junior Johnson or Garrus Vakarian.

[Askold]

I'm going to go with Garrus simply because as far as I've understood Johnson isn't a sniper and therefore is disqualified from this contest.

Would you like to have eyes that glow in the dark?

[Ghoti]

Sure. At least then I'd have a valid reason for wearing sunglasses after dark.

What was the strangest/most disturbing thing you'd heard come out of a small child's mouth?

[Feral Dog]

"We should feed all the bad guys to the Africans."

If every food tasted like itself plus bacon, would that be a good or bad thing?

[Ghoti]

Bad thing. I don't like bacon.

Would it be cool if my name was William Aaron R(train horn)?

[Zygarde]

I guess I don't put much stock into names not even my own.


Have you seen the show RWBY? (If not watch it now!!)