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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1275 on: September 04, 2015, 12:30:40 am »
The question you did ask me.

Okay there's this thing I was thinking about:

People swear when they want to express anger or frustration by saying "Fuck" or "Damn it" or "oh shit" or "Aw Crap."  And people also swear to show they think something is cool or impressive by saying "Fuck Yeah" or "Daammmmn" or "That was The Shit", but they don't use crap.  No-one says "Crap Yeah" or "That was The Crap!"  Crap is only used as a negative, not a positive while other swear words are used for both.  Why is that?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1276 on: September 04, 2015, 10:23:38 am »
How the crap should I know?

No, seriously, how the crap should I know?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1277 on: September 04, 2015, 11:44:39 am »
Google it!

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1278 on: September 04, 2015, 03:08:35 pm »
i lost my job. so not too good.

what did you eat last?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1279 on: September 04, 2015, 03:22:22 pm »
I'm actually eating right now. At home.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1280 on: September 07, 2015, 06:39:46 am »
my daddy's none of your concern and he does things.

what is the silliest thing you've done this week.
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1281 on: September 07, 2015, 09:36:44 am »
Signed on as a GM at a site where I roleplay.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1282 on: September 07, 2015, 09:47:07 am »
Wake up rich, hands down no question.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1283 on: September 07, 2015, 09:58:14 am »
Help your wife, THEN fish. It'll feel better.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1284 on: September 07, 2015, 01:24:46 pm »
Red. Maroon, in particular, but most shades of red will do it for me.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1285 on: September 07, 2015, 05:36:33 pm »
An umbrella is much more practical.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1286 on: September 07, 2015, 06:18:13 pm »
An umbrella is much more practical.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

to have intercourse with your parents.

how did the chicken cross the road?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1287 on: September 08, 2015, 12:07:07 am »
Help your wife, THEN fish. It'll feel better.

If only I saw this earlier. I chose fishing. And I caught, well, let's say it was a nice day to be outside. Kharma, huh?

Anyhow, the chicken crossed the road in 8 bit graphics while 10 year old boys from 30 years ago controlled him.

Which state quarter should I flip to make important decisions in my life?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1288 on: September 08, 2015, 05:41:08 am »
Help your wife, THEN fish. It'll feel better.

If only I saw this earlier. I chose fishing. And I caught, well, let's say it was a nice day to be outside. Kharma, huh?

Anyhow, the chicken crossed the road in 8 bit graphics while 10 year old boys from 30 years ago controlled him.

Which state quarter should I flip to make important decisions in my life?

nevada. duh. they're good for betting.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1289 on: September 08, 2015, 06:47:37 am »
Salami, hands down.

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