Nobody's HAD UP GAY with me... ;_;
... Uh... is that a good thing, or a bad thing?
Depends on how gay you are, I'd have thought.
Anyway, to answer all those questions I got on page 140, in order:
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Final Fantasy XVII x XMMCC is the latest installment. It's OK, but
VII is still held up as the best installment.
- The Zelda franchise died after
Legend of Zelda: The Pantsing of Ganon bombed in 2044.
- They redesigned the Sonic characters, but now they're just lightly coloured blurs, and it's very confusing. The designers pointed to the Flash from
Kingdom Come as inspiration, but that book hasn't been in print in a googol years, so no-one gets the reference.
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Mass Effect 3 has had 1,983,099 attempts at fixing the ending. It is still unsatisfying to most people. The 194th attempt almost had complete critical acclaim, but one very loud, influential reviewer insisted that the very first, original ending was fine and it should never have changed, so attempt 195 turned up to placate the tiniest subsection of fanboys (it didn't). After attempt no. 11,999, all subsequent rewrites have been so extensive that they have at least changed every single aspect from the very start of the first
Mass Effect, in effect causing a total reboot. The most recent attempt stretches the franchise back to
Mass Effect -17.
ME -17 consists of nothing but footage of Bart Simpson upending a saucepan full of custard onto his head and then banging it with a wooden spoon whilst he runs round in circles for fifteen hours straight, with no save points. You'd be surprised how well this pays off later in the series, but by
ME3 all that goodwill is pretty much spent.
- No. Never.