KINDLY OBSERVE CAUTION!
The enclosed Product has been examined by diverse Doctors of Great Wisdom and Moral Rectitude. These Enlightened Gentlemen of Learning have certified that therein to be Inconsumable By Women and will surely cause Hysteria of the Mind and Extremities, the Vapors, Great Weeping, and Syndromic Suffrage. Gentlemen must prevent their Women and Girl-Children from use for the Betterment of the Fragile Sex.