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Re: How to Spot a Masturbator
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2012, 11:40:59 am »
How to spot a masturbator:

They're a human being

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Re: How to Spot a Masturbator
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2012, 06:23:06 pm »
I don't believe everyone masturbates. Some people have no sex drive, or a low sex drive. I didn't masturbate until I was 16. I knew what it was, I didn't think anything was wrong with it, I just didn't feel the need to do it.

Really?  Because I touched myself as a kid WAY before I knew what it was.  Think toddler.

Um...to clarify, DON'T think toddler while touching yourself.  That would be bad.
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Re: How to Spot a Masturbator
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2012, 06:47:13 pm »
As long as you think but don't actually do it's ok.

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Re: How to Spot a Masturbator
« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2012, 06:48:58 pm »
I don't believe everyone masturbates. Some people have no sex drive, or a low sex drive. I didn't masturbate until I was 16. I knew what it was, I didn't think anything was wrong with it, I just didn't feel the need to do it.

Really?  Because I touched myself as a kid WAY before I knew what it was.  Think toddler.

Um...to clarify, DON'T think toddler while touching yourself.  That would be bad.

Now I'm reminded of that one story where a woman didn't know what her child was doing and got all freaked out and had to have a nurse explain to her what her child was doing. "Exploring".

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Re: How to Spot a Masturbator
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2012, 05:18:34 pm »
I don't believe everyone masturbates. Some people have no sex drive, or a low sex drive. I didn't masturbate until I was 16. I knew what it was, I didn't think anything was wrong with it, I just didn't feel the need to do it.

Really?  Because I touched myself as a kid WAY before I knew what it was.  Think toddler.

Um...to clarify, DON'T think toddler while touching yourself.  That would be bad.

Now I'm reminded of that one story where a woman didn't know what her child was doing and got all freaked out and had to have a nurse explain to her what her child was doing. "Exploring".

I "explored" on a near-daily basis from age 2 to age 7.  Then mom saw me doing it and made me stop.
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Re: How to Spot a Masturbator
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2012, 09:28:34 pm »
And now look at you.

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Re: How to Spot a Masturbator
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2012, 10:50:50 pm »
Heh, I explored a bit when I was 5... and my sex drive is very high. Coincidence?

Probably.

At any rate... let's just say I'm not worried about prostate cancer.
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Re: How to Spot a Masturbator
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2012, 12:30:45 am »
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Really?  Because I touched myself as a kid WAY before I knew what it was.  Think toddler.

Um...to clarify, DON'T think toddler while touching yourself.  That would be bad.

Touching yourself to explore what's down there is different from masturbation for pleasure.

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Re: How to Spot a Masturbator
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2012, 12:32:27 am »
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Really?  Because I touched myself as a kid WAY before I knew what it was.  Think toddler.

Um...to clarify, DON'T think toddler while touching yourself.  That would be bad.

Touching yourself to explore what's down there is different from masturbation for pleasure.

A lot of little kids can start doing it to explore, but quickly continue doing it because it feels good.

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Re: How to Spot a Masturbator
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2012, 05:37:15 am »
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Really?  Because I touched myself as a kid WAY before I knew what it was.  Think toddler.

Um...to clarify, DON'T think toddler while touching yourself.  That would be bad.

Touching yourself to explore what's down there is different from masturbation for pleasure.

The story I mentioned was in fact a child doing it as a form of masturbation without knowing that's what it was. She just knew it 'felt good'.

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Re: How to Spot a Masturbator
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2012, 10:25:05 am »
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Really?  Because I touched myself as a kid WAY before I knew what it was.  Think toddler.

Um...to clarify, DON'T think toddler while touching yourself.  That would be bad.

Touching yourself to explore what's down there is different from masturbation for pleasure.

A lot of little kids can start doing it to explore, but quickly continue doing it because it feels good.

This.  To say that a kid with no sex drive doesn't masturbate would be a failure to understand human motivation in general.
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