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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6090 on: September 29, 2015, 10:31:22 am »
Undertale. Fuck me, this game. It's like... it's like watching saturday morning cartoons with a cup of cocoa, only the TV randomly cuts to Lars von Trier films every now and then. And it all fits together. It's like frolicking in a beautiful garden with friends, and then tripping on a grave. And then putting flowers on the grave and continuing to frolic. It's like a hand wrapped around your heart, sometimes gently holding it, sometimes tickling it and sometimes kicking it in the nuts. And sometimes all of these things at once.

This game. This game. There's no fucking words, except a long wordless scream of every emotion known to man combined into a single sound. This game. This game.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6091 on: September 29, 2015, 11:32:43 pm »
I am obsessed with operational wargames
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6092 on: September 30, 2015, 07:54:14 pm »
And now Valve's cracking down on undisclosed incentivized reviews:

https://archive.is/3tMPu

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6093 on: September 30, 2015, 08:28:55 pm »
And now Valve's cracking down on undisclosed incentivized reviews:

https://archive.is/3tMPu

good. i want honest reviews, and the few i've posted were honest, if a bit overenthusiastic. the way i see it, they're cracking down on corruption, as it should be. and i will willingly not review a game if the devs offer me compensation. it has to come from me, and no one else.
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« Reply #6094 on: September 30, 2015, 09:16:53 pm »
And now Valve's cracking down on undisclosed incentivized reviews:

https://archive.is/3tMPu
Hopefully they'll start monitoring the rest of their service. Specifically, Greenlight.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6095 on: October 07, 2015, 01:32:04 pm »
Undertale. That is all.


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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6096 on: October 07, 2015, 01:35:52 pm »
I finally jumped on the Dragon Age bandwagon, and man, am I impressed. I love the society they've created. I love the dialogue and the characters. Easily one of my favorites now.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6097 on: October 07, 2015, 02:45:45 pm »
This seems interesting: http://store.steampowered.com/app/246900/

It might become boring after a while but at least the concept is funny and 10€ is not a bad price. (But I think I will still wait for the finished game.)
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« Reply #6098 on: October 08, 2015, 01:38:33 am »
I finally jumped on the Dragon Age bandwagon, and man, am I impressed. I love the society they've created. I love the dialogue and the characters. Easily one of my favorites now.
*Slams door open* Did somebody say Dragon Age?! Because boy oh boy do I have a lot to say about Dragon Age.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6099 on: October 08, 2015, 09:36:06 am »
I finally jumped on the Dragon Age bandwagon, and man, am I impressed. I love the society they've created. I love the dialogue and the characters. Easily one of my favorites now.
*Slams door open* Did somebody say Dragon Age?! Because boy oh boy do I have a lot to say about Dragon Age.

Are these good things?

I just beat the first game and will move on to the second one shortly, I'm sure.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6100 on: October 08, 2015, 04:09:47 pm »
Welp, just finished Higurashi Chapter 1 Onikakushi (well, aside from the cast "after party"). Jesus. Wow. I really have no words. It twisted and turned till the final moments. Fuck, just wow.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6101 on: October 08, 2015, 06:39:51 pm »
Guys if you aren't playing the Star Wars: Battlefront beta, you need to get on that shit right now. is hype as fuck.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6102 on: October 11, 2015, 10:01:42 am »
Gat's loyalty mission in SR4 has to be one of the happiest things in gaming.  And I've never even played Saint's Row 3.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6103 on: October 12, 2015, 03:43:03 pm »
just soldiered through dawn of war winter assault playing as the guard. humanity fuck yeah!

also, fuck eldar. like, with a rusty spoon. friggin' glass cannons. give me meat! i'll drown the blood god using infantry and come out triumphant!

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6104 on: October 12, 2015, 03:50:40 pm »
Lego Dimensions is a lot of fun. Had to save Springfield Nuclear Power Plant from Lord Business and the Joker while playing as Batman, Gandalf, Wyldstyle and Chell.

That... that is not a sentence anyone sane would have thought of writing before this came out.
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