Video Game Thread 2.0

[MadCatTLX]

I have a strange urge to watch/play some crappy Christian games.

You'd probably have more fun trying to shove your fist into your cock.

I've probably seen porn of that, unfortunately.

Probably? how could you forget something like that? If I saw somebody do that I'd be so impressed I'd save a copy of the video to show my friends.

I've seen a picture of a guy shoving three half inch wooden dowels up his urethra...

[I am lizard]

I have a strange urge to watch/play some crappy Christian games.

You'd probably have more fun trying to shove your fist into your cock.

I've probably seen porn of that, unfortunately.

Probably? how could you forget something like that? If I saw somebody do that I'd be so impressed I'd save a copy of the video to show my friends.

I've seen a picture of a guy shoving three half inch wooden dowels up his urethra...

Natural selection.

[Dakota Bob]

I have a strange urge to watch/play some crappy Christian games.

You'd probably have more fun trying to shove your fist into your cock.

I've probably seen porn of that, unfortunately.

Probably? how could you forget something like that? If I saw somebody do that I'd be so impressed I'd save a copy of the video to show my friends.

I've seen a picture of a guy shoving three half inch wooden dowels up his urethra...

Was it worth it?

[Witchyjoshy]

I have a strange urge to watch/play some crappy Christian games.

You'd probably have more fun trying to shove your fist into your cock.

I've probably seen porn of that, unfortunately.

Probably? how could you forget something like that? If I saw somebody do that I'd be so impressed I'd save a copy of the video to show my friends.

Drawn porn.

I don't watch video porn

[Ultimate Paragon]

I have a strange urge to watch/play some crappy Christian games.

You'd probably have more fun trying to shove your fist into your cock.

I've probably seen porn of that, unfortunately.

Probably? how could you forget something like that? If I saw somebody do that I'd be so impressed I'd save a copy of the video to show my friends.

I've seen a picture of a guy shoving three half inch wooden dowels up his urethra...

I once saw a video of somebody doing autoerotic asphyxiation.  It was morbidly fascinating.

[Dakota Bob]

I have a strange urge to watch/play some crappy Christian games.

You'd probably have more fun trying to shove your fist into your cock.

I've probably seen porn of that, unfortunately.

Probably? how could you forget something like that? If I saw somebody do that I'd be so impressed I'd save a copy of the video to show my friends.

Drawn porn.

I don't watch video porn

Lol, you'd be no fun to masturbate with.

[Art Vandelay]

I just found out that Race into Space has gone open source. T'is good stuff, if you ask me.

[Askold]

Drawn porn.

I don't watch video porn

Lol, you'd be no fun to masturbate with.

Oy! I also enjoy drawn porn.

And written porn as well.

I like sex and erotica to be part of a plot with decently written/acted characters and until we get more good acting and storylines in porn movies comics and written erotica are my go to solution for hot stories.

...In retrospect I guess this is a bit off topic and will give myself a mod warning.

Back to videogames.

[ironbite]

Scream Fortress 2014 is the best update ever!

[Second Coming of Madman]

Just so ya'll know, Magicka is 2.49 until November the 3rd.

[Askold]

The first disappointments to Wasteland 2 are that there seems to be less freedom than in Fallout games and that the guns seem to jam half the time they are used...

Even in Fallout 1 the player had several ways to solve the main quests. Saving Tandi: Diplomacy, sneaking in and picking the lock on her door, killing everyone, bartering the price of ransom down or wearing the right clothes to make the raider leader think that you are his father. (That last one was a bit silly.)

Wasteland 2 does not have such choices or so it has at least seemed so far.

Also, I am getting stuck due to enemies that are way too tough for me. Red Scorpion Militia has dudes that throw dynamite at my Rangers and their machine gunners turn Rangers to blood sausage when they decide to empty the entire belt in one burst...

[Second Coming of Madman]

Well, it's been a good haul this Steam sale.

• Magicka, 2. 49
• Painkiller: Black Edition, 0.99

[Art Vandelay]

I want to get Buzz Aldrin's Space Program Manager, but it's a bit pricey at the moment. I suppose I'll wait for the Christmas sale and hope it gets a deeper discount.

[Ghoti]

I'm replaying the Mass Effect series and sweet baby space-jesus it felt nice to scan all the keepers.

[Art Vandelay]

I'm giving Hitman 2 another playthrough. A few of the levels are a bit shit, but the good ones more than make up for it. Also, there are few things more satisfying than killing both of your targets with a single bullet from the other side of the map, and nobody even noticing.