Video Game Thread 2.0

[chad sexington]

Temple of Baa?

"All hail the Divine Sheep, and his prophet Shaun!"

[The Illusive Man]

After almost a decade, I finally did it!

I will leave this here.

[Askold]

Temple of Baa?

"All hail the Divine Sheep, and his prophet Shaun!"

Don't laugh. That sheep has a nasty bite.

[Moltar]

Fuck you Canary Mary, I want that last Cheato page.

[Sleepy]

Fuck you Canary Mary, I want that last Cheato page.

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THIS

Seriously, I am a master of rapid button pressing and I still couldn't get that page. Also, what the hell is Canary Mary? She's like a mentally ill woman who tried to dress as a bird and failed.

[Saturn500]

Rubberband AI, ho!

[Witchyjoshy]

Rubberband AI, ho!

The absolute worst example of it, too.

Punishes you for being perfect, punishes you for not being perfect enough.

[Moltar]

I did it! I used a spoon, left some slight scratches on my controller.

Fuck you Canary Mary, I want that last Cheato page.

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THIS

Seriously, I am a master of rapid button pressing and I still couldn't get that page. Also, what the hell is Canary Mary? She's like a mentally ill woman who tried to dress as a bird and failed.

I wonder why she was left in the cage, if only I could put her back in.

[Art Vandelay]

Fuck you Canary Mary, I want that last Cheato page.

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THIS

Seriously, I am a master of rapid button pressing and I still couldn't get that page. Also, what the hell is Canary Mary? She's like a mentally ill woman who tried to dress as a bird and failed.

The trick is to use your index finger and make very light and rapid taps. Ignore your instinct to make harder taps, because then you'll be wasting valuable time drawing back your finger further than it needs to be. If you can get the technique right, you'll win by a surprisingly large distance.

[Sleepy]

Fuck you Canary Mary, I want that last Cheato page.

(click to show/hide)

THIS

Seriously, I am a master of rapid button pressing and I still couldn't get that page. Also, what the hell is Canary Mary? She's like a mentally ill woman who tried to dress as a bird and failed.

The trick is to use your index finger and make very light and rapid taps. Ignore your instinct to make harder taps, because then you'll be wasting valuable time drawing back your finger further than it needs to be. If you can get the technique right, you'll win by a surprisingly large distance.

That sounds reasonable. I know I won the first round by moving slowly at the beginning, then speeding up very quickly once we rounded a turn, preventing her from catching up. That wasn't working, second time around.

[kefkaownsall]

I saw one strategy which was to tap like a mad fucker and then pause the game to rest

[RavynousHunter]

Finally got my Warrior lady to 80 in GW2.  Of all the weapons I've used for 'em, and they've got a HUGE variety, nothing beats the classic sword-and-board for close-quarters combat.  Plus, there's just something...cool about how that looks, for me.  Giant swords and hammers are for people with no aiming abilities.  Also, traited out so I can use a longbow at double normal range, and I can almost out-distance my brother's Ranger, who's got a 50% longbow range boost.  Its skills also let me set things on fire, which is always fun.

[Distind]

Finally got my Warrior lady to 80 in GW2.  Of all the weapons I've used for 'em, and they've got a HUGE variety, nothing beats the classic sword-and-board for close-quarters combat.  Plus, there's just something...cool about how that looks, for me.  Giant swords and hammers are for people with no aiming abilities.  Also, traited out so I can use a longbow at double normal range, and I can almost out-distance my brother's Ranger, who's got a 50% longbow range boost.  Its skills also let me set things on fire, which is always fun.

Bah, the sword and shield just took too damn long to use, give me big honking sword or give me swift death... that was pretty much how I played.

[ThunderWulf]

Finally got my Warrior lady to 80 in GW2.  Of all the weapons I've used for 'em, and they've got a HUGE variety, nothing beats the classic sword-and-board for close-quarters combat.  Plus, there's just something...cool about how that looks, for me.  Giant swords and hammers are for people with no aiming abilities.  Also, traited out so I can use a longbow at double normal range, and I can almost out-distance my brother's Ranger, who's got a 50% longbow range boost.  Its skills also let me set things on fire, which is always fun.

Bah, the sword and shield just took too damn long to use, give me big honking sword or give me swift death... that was pretty much how I played.

I actually prefer dual wielding swords in games like that.  More damage output like two handers, but a lot faster.

[RavynousHunter]

Finally got my Warrior lady to 80 in GW2.  Of all the weapons I've used for 'em, and they've got a HUGE variety, nothing beats the classic sword-and-board for close-quarters combat.  Plus, there's just something...cool about how that looks, for me.  Giant swords and hammers are for people with no aiming abilities.  Also, traited out so I can use a longbow at double normal range, and I can almost out-distance my brother's Ranger, who's got a 50% longbow range boost.  Its skills also let me set things on fire, which is always fun.

Bah, the sword and shield just took too damn long to use, give me big honking sword or give me swift death... that was pretty much how I played.

I actually prefer dual wielding swords in games like that.  More damage output like two handers, but a lot faster.

Dunno if Warriors can go dual-wield with swords, but I know they can with axes...they call it point-blank AoE for a reason, lol.