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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1305 on: December 07, 2012, 08:19:01 pm »
Quote from: RinellaWasHere on December 07, 2012, 02:44:21 am
I may have a girlfriend now, and I asked her out with the best line ever.

So she came to my dorm's coffee bar tonight. I said hi, and we got to talking. She's the girl I mentioned a few weeks back who I sort of asked out to dinner. She asked why I did that, and I fumbled my answer.

Me: Well, I really like you- Um, I'd really like to get to know you better.

Her: Was that first thing what you meant to say?

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She gave me her number. I'm glowing with joy.

Now that you have her number, be sure to send her a picture of your penis. It shows confidence and a refreshing up-front attitude about both your assets and your intentions. Girls love it when you take such a step to remove a large amount of uncertainty about a relationship and thus a large potential for drama from the get-go.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1306 on: December 07, 2012, 08:54:41 pm »
Netflix has made Star Trek: TNG available in Canada. Yay.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1307 on: December 07, 2012, 08:58:04 pm »
Have they made DS9 available?
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1308 on: December 07, 2012, 09:00:13 pm »
No :(
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1309 on: December 07, 2012, 09:53:42 pm »
BOO!

At least TNG is good for the most part. Except for season 2.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1310 on: December 07, 2012, 10:02:40 pm »
Season 2 has a few decent episodes. Season 1 is where the real cheese is.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1311 on: December 07, 2012, 10:15:12 pm »
Hmmm, been a while since I've watched it, but I do remember a writer's strike going on during season two and it being a real stinker. But I don't remember much about season 1. Now I want to rewatch it.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1312 on: December 07, 2012, 10:17:22 pm »
I got my $15 rebate check in the mail today, from my dog's heartworm medication company.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1313 on: December 08, 2012, 07:29:55 am »
I just discovered an awesome way to play Halo 3. Slightly alter the Infection game mode to give the zombies 300% movement speed, then select the Sandtrap map. Hilarious zombie-vehicle chases will ensue. I tell you, get a few friends/family to play with and it's an absolute hoot.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1314 on: December 10, 2012, 01:02:45 pm »
I just rocked my Cantonese final.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1315 on: December 10, 2012, 07:11:42 pm »
MY BREAD ROSE RIGHT, YOU GUYS!  IT FINALLY ROSE RIGHT!!

Lesson learned:  Never try to rush the second rise.  Also, you knead to need more.  Or something like that.


ETA: False alarm.  It still was too dense.  I just don't have the arm strength yet to knead it enough.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1316 on: December 10, 2012, 10:36:20 pm »
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1317 on: December 10, 2012, 10:45:24 pm »
I didn't happen today, but I just recently got a job lined up.  Certainly a good thing considering my current financial status.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1318 on: December 11, 2012, 09:02:51 pm »
I just made my first game mod. Specifically, I took the MiscMods mod for Europa Universalis 3, and tweaked the Shattered Europe scenario to create a Jewish OPM in Lisboa. And it WORKED! Long live the Republic of Sepharad!
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1319 on: December 11, 2012, 09:57:13 pm »
I completed an inch of Viking knitting without killing anyone, including myself.
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