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Re: Hasbro makes gender-neutral easy bake in response to child's petition
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2012, 06:47:19 pm »
Well isn't that interesting.

Just wait.  We'll probably get some front page quotes saying that Hasbro is giving in to the "politically correct left" and speeding up the emasculation of boys and men in this country or some such retarded garbage.
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Re: Hasbro makes gender-neutral easy bake in response to child's petition
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2012, 06:49:42 pm »
Now to wait for some kid to complain that they are only doing it to broaden their customer base to make more money
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Re: Hasbro makes gender-neutral easy bake in response to child's petition
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2012, 09:18:14 pm »
I honestly think that's quite awesome of Hasbro.  Though I do agree that they are DEFINITELY going to catch a fair amount of flak over this.
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Re: Hasbro makes gender-neutral easy bake in response to child's petition
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2012, 09:41:16 pm »
Considering that Hasbro's score on the Corporate Equality Index was a 45, showing a decent amount of support for "Heteronormativism"... Yeah, they're going to get chewed by anti-LGBT activists, but fuck those people anyway.

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Re: Hasbro makes gender-neutral easy bake in response to child's petition
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2012, 11:53:31 pm »
They could make a few different colors for it too, so that girls(or boys) that liked the pink and purple design can still have theirs.
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Re: Hasbro makes gender-neutral easy bake in response to child's petition
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2012, 12:07:45 am »
Well isn't that interesting.

Just wait.  We'll probably get some front page quotes saying that Hasbro is giving in to the "politically correct left" and speeding up the emasculation of boys and men in this country or some such retarded garbage.

Because of course, we all know boys can't work in kitchens.  Why, whoever heard of a male chef?!

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Re: Hasbro makes gender-neutral easy bake in response to child's petition
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2012, 02:35:43 am »
Considering that Hasbro's score on the Corporate Equality Index was a 45, showing a decent amount of support for "Heteronormativism"... Yeah, they're going to get chewed by anti-LGBT activists, but fuck those people anyway.

Meh.  They'll get over it.  If not... meh.

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Re: Hasbro makes gender-neutral easy bake in response to child's petition
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2012, 03:59:54 pm »
They could make a few different colors for it too, so that girls(or boys) that liked the pink and purple design can still have theirs.

They said they're expanding the color schemes offered, as opposed to removing the current one.

Well isn't that interesting.

Just wait.  We'll probably get some front page quotes saying that Hasbro is giving in to the "politically correct left" and speeding up the emasculation of boys and men in this country or some such retarded garbage.

Because of course, we all know boys can't work in kitchens.  Why, whoever heard of a male chef?!

What makes this extra funny is that Bobby Flay was one of the people helping promote the girl's idea.
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Re: Hasbro makes gender-neutral easy bake in response to child's petition
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2012, 05:17:44 pm »
You haven't had a brownie as a kid until it's come from an Easy Bake oven.  My sister and I can well attest to that fact.

... now I want to make brownies.  Weekend cooking!
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Re: Hasbro makes gender-neutral easy bake in response to child's petition
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2012, 01:22:56 pm »
Good for you Hasbro.  Truthfully I think MLP had some to do with this because it showed their staff that ultimately some boys play with girl toys.

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Re: Hasbro makes gender-neutral easy bake in response to child's petition
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2012, 05:52:12 pm »
They could make a few different colors for it too, so that girls(or boys) that liked the pink and purple design can still have theirs.

It says they're still making the pink and purple.

I'm not sure which one I'd rather have, if I were a kid.  But then, I never had an Easy-Bake, because Mom made sure I got just enough opportunities to help her bake cookies for real, that I had little desire for one.
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Re: Hasbro makes gender-neutral easy bake in response to child's petition
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2012, 01:46:24 am »
In all honesty, I wanted one when I was a little kid, too.

Then again, I also wanted a barbie, go figure.
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Re: Hasbro makes gender-neutral easy bake in response to child's petition
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2012, 11:19:27 am »
I actually never had one because I thought they were scary. I had nightmares about somehow getting my hand stuck in one and getting burned or something. I was a weird kid.
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Re: Hasbro makes gender-neutral easy bake in response to child's petition
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2012, 11:37:02 am »
http://www.cracked.com/article_15764_the-5-least-surprising-toy-recalls-all-time.html
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