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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #135 on: February 01, 2012, 02:10:58 pm »
Noticed that a while back. I'm sticking with it until such time as I think of something better.

I'm pleased that this is the third custom title I've in some way influenced (even if Vene was the one who really got the ball rolling this time).
I poked Oriet, she thought it was amusing enough.

Hey, this is Preaching and Worship, not NSFW! :P

Please, like we all haven't wanted to poke Oriet at some time or another. :P
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #136 on: February 01, 2012, 07:13:45 pm »
You're just jealous that he's poking something that isn't a bowl of mashed potatoes.  :P

Thank you, now I have to go get a new Pepsi, I just did a spit-take laughing.


EDIT:  I just looked at that RR post about the pastor being more of a dictator and all I could feel for them was pity... not because of their belief, but because some people just have that insatiable need for power and control... I want to hug the OP in that thread and offer her cookies.

I have yet to click that thread, but I think the people at RR can best be summarized by drawing from a Final Fantasy 6 quote.

"The empire is evil, but not all of its citizens are."

Something like that.

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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #137 on: February 01, 2012, 08:52:55 pm »
Noticed that a while back. I'm sticking with it until such time as I think of something better.

I'm pleased that this is the third custom title I've in some way influenced (even if Vene was the one who really got the ball rolling this time).
I poked Oriet, she thought it was amusing enough.

Hey, this is Preaching and Worship, not NSFW! :P

Please, like we all haven't wanted to poke Oriet at some time or another. :P

....or, in some cases, vice versa. ;)

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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #138 on: February 02, 2012, 01:49:22 am »
Throwing this out there for any group that still maintains the whole "Traditional Marrage" bull. But yeah, it's aimed at those at RR...
I am too lost for shame
That it moves me unto mirth,
But I can vision a Hell of flame
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #139 on: February 02, 2012, 02:08:37 am »
You know, we do have a Funny Pictures thread in the Lounge.
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #140 on: February 02, 2012, 03:21:16 pm »
"But that totally doesn't count any more!"

Yeah, the traditional marriage BS is BS. It wasn't for some great moral reason that it was often defined as between man & woman, it was an inheritance thing. Titles are not inherited in most western countries anymore, so it's a moot point.

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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #141 on: February 02, 2012, 06:00:35 pm »
Except for gays.

That's right the old testament does not count at all.

No dietary restrictions. No polygamous marriages. No restrictions on mixed fabrics. No need for woman to seclude themselves during their period. No killing your children if they disobey you.

But you know all that stuff about gays in Leviticus. Well that's all still completely on God's shitlist. Oh and the 10 commandments but fucked if anyone follows them anyway.

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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #142 on: February 03, 2012, 08:27:39 pm »
"Billy Graham prayed for [Obama] so in his arrogance he decided to pray for Billy Graham.
What a narcissist."
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Wow. So RR, the Chief Exporter of "I'll pray for you," has just admitted that it's being an arrogant dick. But only when someone else does it, of course.

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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #143 on: February 03, 2012, 08:28:51 pm »
To be fair to the Xian fundies, there is a passage condemning gays in the New Testament. Of course, Paul wrote it, and he basically hated ALL sex, so there ya go.
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #144 on: February 04, 2012, 10:40:02 am »
"Billy Graham prayed for [Obama] so in his arrogance he decided to pray for Billy Graham.
What a narcissist."
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So why is Graham not being arrogant for praying for Obama?
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #145 on: February 04, 2012, 12:24:46 pm »
Because.
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #146 on: February 04, 2012, 01:15:02 pm »
To be fair to the Xian fundies, there is a passage condemning gays in the New Testament. Of course, Paul wrote it, and he basically hated ALL sex, so there ya go.

"Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites, 10 nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God." 1 Corinthians 6:8-10

There's actually a big debate about whether or not Paul meant homosexuals there. In the original ancient Greek version, he used two words which have since been translated as "homosexual"; arsenokoitēs and malakos. "Malakos" is actually closer to "effeminate", used for describing woman-like men. Yes, I know it sounds ridiculous to say early Christians would have considered it immoral for men to be effeminate, but keep in mind Paul came from a society where women were second-class citizens. It was thought as God's given duty for a man to be tough and all warrior-like. Women were considered to be only good for child-bearing. I imagine the reason later societies thought "effeminate man" meant "gay" is because of the stereotype that gay men are girly. That idea didn't exist in Greek society - remember the Spartans?

Arsenokoitēs is harder to define because it appears Paul literally just made it up. Seriously, it doesn't appear in any Greek texts before the New Testament, and Paul was the only Bible author who used it. Some people it think it may have had something to do with homosexual rape or pederasty, but we have no real way of telling what the hell Paul actually meant there. It's hard to believe he meant homosexuality, though, because there were far more specific Greek words available for him to use (paiderasste, for example, which clearly is translated to mean relations between men).

So, yeah. Homophobic Xians don't even have that excuse.

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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #147 on: February 04, 2012, 05:52:31 pm »
Do you have sources for that? I'm not trying to call you out or anything, that just seems like the kind of information I'd want to have on-hand in the future.

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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #148 on: February 05, 2012, 03:46:23 pm »
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #149 on: February 08, 2012, 04:12:35 am »
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OH, there's hope for the worst of the worst.

I met a former Hell's angel enforcer. He raped, he tortured, he beat people, he murdered. He repented and got saved. He was just alight with God's love. He actually led someone to Jesus in the waiting room while I answered phones.

Okay, I do believe the words "I'm sorry" can have a lot of power. No one is perfect, and it's possible to do someone wrong and feel bad about it. But I don't believe that can apply to murderers and rapists. Even more so to repeat murderers and rapists.
And why would I want to share a Heaven with these people?