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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #4530 on: September 21, 2014, 01:31:08 pm »
As a human, non-religious, Jobless, broke, short, cis, straight, white, American, average-looking, though underweight (neither of which is there an option for) male with aspergers, I get SHITLORD with 135 if aspergers doesn't count as social autism, and 115 (which is still SHITLORD)
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #4531 on: September 21, 2014, 02:21:05 pm »
I'm a 100 SHITLORD. (Then I went back, gave completely fake answers and got Extremely Oppressed with a score of -2455.)
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #4532 on: September 21, 2014, 03:30:05 pm »
I went through it and checked every single answer for every question at the same time and got a score of -3970.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #4533 on: September 21, 2014, 03:38:10 pm »
How about some rape apology, everyone?



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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #4534 on: September 21, 2014, 04:03:07 pm »
I wonder if it considers certain things together.  I mean, a black person in Botswana is almost certainly more "privileged" than one in, say, Italy.

I doubt it.  Thinking of something like that would require removing one's head from their ass, ceasing to be American centric, and that would result in the cessation of being an SJW.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #4535 on: September 21, 2014, 04:32:04 pm »
I got -160, extremely oppressed... somehow :P. I think it was the therianthropy what did it.. also I may have marked myself "deaf" because there's no "deaf in one ear" option but yeah, apparently I can be oppressed despite being a white, albeit gay, male. This is hilarious.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #4536 on: September 21, 2014, 05:37:03 pm »
So, this post was made on tumblr:

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i really can’t stand those “why are some people cishet that’s so boring why not be trans and/or gay”-type posts because they perpetuate the idea that your gender identity and sexual orientation are a choice and that’s exactly why sexual and gender minorities get attacked and murdered

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And the tumblr SJW community are just tearing it apart because "you're invalidating those queer people who do choose their sexuality/gender" and are accusing the OP of victim blaming minorities for getting murdered.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #4537 on: September 21, 2014, 05:38:38 pm »
I have to wonder, if you can choose your sexuality, why anyone would choose to be anything other than bisexual. It gives you the most acceptance in the wider public community, without having to fight for anything, and you get the widest range of potential attractive partners.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #4538 on: September 21, 2014, 05:44:03 pm »
From what I've seen, they're basically saying this about people who willingly switch sexualities to "find themselves when they feel they don't quite fit".  It still doesn't change the fact that the SJW community has blown the OP's post way out of proportion and shoved words in their mouth in the name of "acceptance".

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #4539 on: September 21, 2014, 05:53:02 pm »
How about some rape apology, everyone?




What a well thought out argument veganperson, I cannot comprehend the shear logic of this statement with my oppressive mind!

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #4540 on: September 21, 2014, 11:29:31 pm »
I got -160, extremely oppressed... somehow :P. I think it was the therianthropy what did it.. also I may have marked myself "deaf" because there's no "deaf in one ear" option but yeah, apparently I can be oppressed despite being a white, albeit gay, male. This is hilarious.
What about otherkin, you do literally think you're a wolf?
If you really want to know, for me this actually goes back to WAAAAAY before the otherkin thing exploded on tumblr among idiots, back when there was a distinction (that is, therians being real animals, otherkin being pretty strictly mythical creatures. Otherkin were always more... out there than therians.) People used to be a lot less stupid about it back in the day. Doesn't matter though... I'm not even really comfortable talking about it anymore... anyways, carry on.


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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #4541 on: September 22, 2014, 12:12:27 am »
Jesus H, I'm "extremely oppressed" (-720!) just for being a transgender atheist.

I filled it out for a starving African child and got -730.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #4542 on: September 22, 2014, 12:47:53 am »

What a well thought out argument veganperson, I cannot comprehend the shear logic of this statement with my oppressive mind!

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #4543 on: September 22, 2014, 05:52:00 pm »
Jesus H, I'm "extremely oppressed" (-720!) just for being a transgender atheist.

I filled it out for a starving African child and got -730.

I filled it out accurately and got 155.  I'd say ya'll can suck it, but you'd have to pay your yearly salary just for the privilege of seeing my penis.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #4544 on: September 22, 2014, 10:27:43 pm »
It looks like the SJWs have started burning books: