Oh, and let's not forget, "'Ey, Niko, Eets your cousin! Want to go bowling?"
Yes, that's want I want in a Grand Theft Auto game. To be constantly interrupted by dickhead NPCs so I can play some utterly tedious minigames for no reward whatsoever. The girlfriends in San Andreas were by far its worst feature, but they at least had the courtesy to be killable, or at the very least keep their goddamn mouths shut if you decide to ignore them.