Well-done steaks.
The most done a steak can be is medium. Any more done and you are officially committing a crime against beef and the chef has every right to piss in your glass and call it Mountain Dew.
Trump likes his steaks well-done and smeared with ketchup. FWIW I like mine medium-rare, though if it ends up a little cooler I'm not going to complain.
That's about how I like mine, as well. When I was young (read: a complete imbecile), I wouldn't accept anything under medium because I was a starchy tater when it came to "muh food poisoning." Then, I read 'bout how most of that shit's from the 1800s when our understanding of disease was about as good as our understanding of electricity, and almost all meat that's made in-country is perfectly safe to eat rare. Still never touching anything that's blue rare. That can fuck right off.
He also eats his pizza with a fork and knife like a fucking savage.
Only ever did that once, and that was at Shotgun Dan's. AKA: The House of the Water Pizza. Everybody my mom worked with recommended it really highly, but all we got was a flavourless paste of undercooked garbage and subpar toppings. Little Caesar's is fucking better
and cheaper.