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No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches. Tingly!
The logical response to getting that tingle in his dingle is turning into an asshat, of course.
Scientific Conversions>> 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi>> 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton>> 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope>> 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 > bananosecond>> 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram>> 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = > Knotfurlong>> 7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling>> 8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon>> 9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz>> 10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower>> 11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line>> 12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake>> 13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone>> 14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles>> 15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle>> 16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds>> 17. 52 cards = 1 decacards>> 18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton>> 19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen>> 20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche>> 21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin>> 22. 10 rations = 1 decoration>> 23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration>> 24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram>> 25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms>> 26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale > University Hospital = 1 IV League>> 27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!
Batman is having none of your shit today, Superman.
EDIT: Aaaand my 10,000th post is about fascism, Plato, and gay sex. This is clearly a great accomplishment.
In case it's hard to read:“I really really really really really wish you could kill some of the kids. First, it would make putting down the rebels easier if you could actually threaten their families. Second, some of them deserve it. Third, what makes kids so special anyway? Fourth, I’m probably a psychopath.”
Quote from: Commander Shepard on February 03, 2013, 05:29:57 amIn case it's hard to read:“I really really really really really wish you could kill some of the kids. First, it would make putting down the rebels easier if you could actually threaten their families. Second, some of them deserve it. Third, what makes kids so special anyway? Fourth, I’m probably a psychopath.”There's a damn good reason a killable kids mod came out mere hours after the game's release (if I recall correctly (and assuming this is Skyrim we're talking about)).
Quote from: Art Vandelay on February 03, 2013, 05:35:15 amQuote from: Commander Shepard on February 03, 2013, 05:29:57 amIn case it's hard to read:“I really really really really really wish you could kill some of the kids. First, it would make putting down the rebels easier if you could actually threaten their families. Second, some of them deserve it. Third, what makes kids so special anyway? Fourth, I’m probably a psychopath.”There's a damn good reason a killable kids mod came out mere hours after the game's release (if I recall correctly (and assuming this is Skyrim we're talking about)).Check the bottom right... it says skyrimconfessions
