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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5850 on: May 09, 2013, 02:54:52 pm »
LOL. The Newbury Comics by me sells the pee and poo dolls.
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« Reply #5851 on: May 09, 2013, 05:13:24 pm »

Of course, the above is the Hypervelocity Trash Can, which is obsolete now that the Bleeding Edge Waste Disposal Unit pushes the breakthroughs from the Extremis Bin to the limit.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5852 on: May 09, 2013, 06:11:16 pm »




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« Reply #5853 on: May 09, 2013, 06:34:26 pm »


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« Reply #5854 on: May 09, 2013, 07:48:57 pm »
Would you like a quickie?


Not much to look at, but here's the story that goes with the image (sic all the way).

Controversy begot by Maine Lottery Ticket Being Named Sparks

In maine, convenience-store owners concerned that the state lottery wants to re-name and re-brand its scratch-off lottery tickets as “Kwikies.”

One store owner told us that it will be really uncomfortable for his girl behind the register to have guys come in and say “Hey. Give me a Kwikie.”

“It’s highly inappropriate,” Kaylee Constable, one of his employees, added. “[Customers] come in and joke around with me and say, ‘Can I get a Kwikie? I’m only 19, and I have 40- and 50-year-old men saying sexual remarks to me.”

You maybe confused. Here is some helpful context: In slang terms, a quickie is a brief sexual encounter.”

State lottery officials said that the origin of the new name has nothing to do with it, but rather the benefit of buying this ticket is that it is quick, easy and fun.

He added ”that is what an instant ticket is.”
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5855 on: May 09, 2013, 07:53:06 pm »
What if I'm in a coma and this whole website is in my imagination?

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5857 on: May 09, 2013, 10:33:09 pm »


I am now imagining Olive Oyl snorting cocaine while in a prostitute's traditional set of clothing.
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« Reply #5859 on: May 10, 2013, 09:06:13 am »

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5860 on: May 10, 2013, 11:39:29 am »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5861 on: May 10, 2013, 04:07:49 pm »


I am now imagining Olive Oyl snorting cocaine while in a prostitute's traditional set of clothing.

Suddenly, there's a whole new meaning to Popeye often saying "Well, blow me down!"
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5862 on: May 10, 2013, 04:14:22 pm »


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« Reply #5863 on: May 10, 2013, 06:22:00 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5864 on: May 10, 2013, 06:23:27 pm »


Still a better love story then twilight.