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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6075 on: June 01, 2013, 05:01:04 pm »
This one's for you, Booker.



Not Booker, but damn, I love GSDs. I can tell from this guy's eyes that he is nobody to mess around with in hand to paw combat :)
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« Reply #6076 on: June 01, 2013, 05:12:16 pm »


And that's why 2012 passed without incident.

I love that one, it's pretty cool. The guy must be Really tired of all those fhtagn followers by now.
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« Reply #6078 on: June 01, 2013, 08:02:44 pm »
I'm guessing Infowhores is a parody of Infowars? :P
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« Reply #6079 on: June 02, 2013, 01:44:30 am »
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« Reply #6080 on: June 02, 2013, 01:50:36 am »
Ha! I'm picturing metal songs about weekly bathing, shearing sheep, and peaceful trade.

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« Reply #6081 on: June 02, 2013, 02:33:05 am »
Ha! I'm picturing metal songs about weekly bathing, shearing sheep, and peaceful trade.

With the vocals of a black metal band, I wouldn't be surprised if some bands just make up shit like that and then apply darker lyrics to it when they need to submit the text to websites.
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« Reply #6083 on: June 02, 2013, 06:28:22 am »
Ha! I'm picturing metal songs about weekly bathing, shearing sheep, and peaceful trade.

With the vocals of a black metal band, I wouldn't be surprised if some bands just make up shit like that and then apply darker lyrics to it when they need to submit the text to websites.

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« Reply #6084 on: June 02, 2013, 07:18:26 am »
Ha! I'm picturing metal songs about weekly bathing, shearing sheep, and peaceful trade.

With the vocals of a black metal band, I wouldn't be surprised if some bands just make up shit like that and then apply darker lyrics to it when they need to submit the text to websites.

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« Reply #6085 on: June 02, 2013, 11:59:19 am »
Awesome breakup letter

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« Reply #6086 on: June 02, 2013, 01:18:46 pm »
And then the girlfriend gets arrested for theft and possibly charged with destruction of property if any of the items are damaged.

And then you find out that Kelsi actually just sent the guy a regular "Hey, what's up?" message and the girlfriend is a jealous sociopath.
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« Reply #6087 on: June 02, 2013, 01:31:49 pm »
Ha! I'm picturing metal songs about weekly bathing, shearing sheep, and peaceful trade.

With the vocals of a black metal band, I wouldn't be surprised if some bands just make up shit like that and then apply darker lyrics to it when they need to submit the text to websites.
Lamb of God has done that with songs off of their first album. I can't find live footage that shares the same lyrics as each other or the CD booklet.
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« Reply #6088 on: June 02, 2013, 01:54:07 pm »
Awesome breakup letter



Beautiful. Simply fantastic. Though I bet those were some pretty steamy messages for her to go through all that trouble.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #6089 on: June 02, 2013, 01:57:43 pm »
Ha! I'm picturing metal songs about weekly bathing, shearing sheep, and peaceful trade.

With the vocals of a black metal band, I wouldn't be surprised if some bands just make up shit like that and then apply darker lyrics to it when they need to submit the text to websites.
Lamb of God has done that with songs off of their first album. I can't find live footage that shares the same lyrics as each other or the CD booklet.

I think the growled and screamed vocals are a lot like backmasking, where you hear whatever the text says you're supposed to hear. It sounds utterly indecipherable until you look at the lyrics and then you're like "Oh yeah, I can hear that word fine!"
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