The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread

[chitoryu12]

OH NO! That monster broke her back!

Seriously, look at her! If she is even alive I don't think she will ever walk again.

I'm more interested in the android's right arm. Look at where its arm goes and where its hand grasping the pole is. Exactly where does its elbow bend?

[Hades]

OH NO! That monster broke her back!

Seriously, look at her! If she is even alive I don't think she will ever walk again.


AAAGH MY SPINE!



...That is a space suit?

That really is a space suit in a comic...

A week or so ago I realised that looking at scantily clad "warrior women" no longer works for me because my frustration at "chain-bikinis" and other such stupid "sexy-armour" has reached such high values that any sexiness is completely overshadowed. But this picture is just WAY too ridiculous. (Mass Effect 2 was bad enough already. Which was a disappointment since ME1 had proper female armour, ME3 as well I think?) If you're gonna make porn then make porn. If your story requires that female characters dress in sexy clothing do so in believable situations, there is a reason why real world militaries don't take cues from strippers while designing uniforms.

[Shane for Wax]

*runs away*

[Witchyjoshy]

That one's actually clever.

[Shane for Wax]

[Canadian Mojo]

Sorry, but we never used the F-16 here (we opted for the F-18 instead). That plane is stationed at Eielson Air Force base in Alaska.

[nickiknack]

Going to be honest, didn't know Iron Man could Twerk...

[MadCatTLX]

Miley looks like she has a loaded diaper in that picture.

[Cataclysm]

[gyeonghwa]

Cartoon physics, though.

[chitoryu12]

Cartoon physics, though.

This is actual evidence that 60s Spider-Man was just an asshole.

> Breaks window
> Opens window

[Askold]

Cartoon physics, though.

The physics part isn't that bad. The sticky spiderweb keeps most of the fragments together rather than causing a huge mess of broken glass.

As for why do that to a window that was unlocked? [fantheory] Maybe Spiderman was framing a robbery as part of a insurance scam? [/fantheory]

Kissing while wearing heavy armour sure seems awkward:

"Maybe if you bend a bit more to-*CLANG* Oh dang, now were stuck."

[Shane for Wax]

[Quasirodent]

OH NO! That monster broke her back!

Seriously, look at her! If she is even alive I don't think she will ever walk again.

I'm more interested in the android's right arm. Look at where its arm goes and where its hand grasping the pole is. Exactly where does its elbow bend?

Actually that arm is fine - it's very foreshortened and the elbow is hidden by the weapon blast kapow thingie.  I'm just going to go with 'the girl is dead and half-dismembered'.

[chitoryu12]

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OH NO! That monster broke her back!

Seriously, look at her! If she is even alive I don't think she will ever walk again.

I'm more interested in the android's right arm. Look at where its arm goes and where its hand grasping the pole is. Exactly where does its elbow bend?

Actually that arm is fine - it's very foreshortened and the elbow is hidden by the weapon blast kapow thingie.  I'm just going to go with 'the girl is dead and half-dismembered'.

Well, look a bit closer: the weapon impact is closer to the shoulder than the elbow, and there's not actually a visible elbow. The arm looks to be going inward and across the chest, like he's going for a cross-draw sword or holster that isn't there (or groping the dead lady's sideboob), but instead it lurches around and there's a hand sort of floating in the ether holding a lamppost. Unless the arm is paper-thin and this guy is literally two-dimensional like Paper Mario, there's no way he can be bending like that.